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Thursday, 10 October 2013

Zindagi me kuch cheezo ka.. MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI.. :

..Jaise:" Padhte-Padhte table par sojane ka,..Teacher k padhane par kahi kho janeka,..Lab me instruments ki waat laganeka,..Library me books par pen chalane ka,..apne frnd ko baar baar uske lover ksamne chidane ka,..Baar-Baar eye contact kar man memuskurane ka,..Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,..Aur..phir in palo ko yaad kar aaj bhimuskurane ka.....

8 Common lines after getting drunk..

8 Common lines after gettingdrunk..1. tu mera bhai hai...2. Gaadi main chalauga...3. Mai teri Dil se izzat karta hu!.4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!.5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee karbol raha hu! .6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!.7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tereliye jaan Hazir hai!...The best one8. Kal se daru Band...

Teacher

10 Doctor aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi selatke the..Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasichood de..Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.TALIYAN bajaiye..Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kamho gayaMoral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao parguru hamesa guru hi hota hai.....

jisko

Jisko Likhte The Kabhi Jaan Se Pyar Jaisa...Door Wo Aisa Hua Hai Ke Siitaro Jaisa...Jahan Milna Tha Wahan Tumse Bicharna PadaaHai...Ishq Bhi Tumne Kiya Humse Guzare Jaisa...Zakhm Bhi Deta Hai Marham Bhi Wohi BantaHai...Wo Kinara Bhi Nahi Karta Kinare Jaisa...Tum Kehte The Ke Acha Hai Zamana Humse...Ye Batao Ke Mila Koi Tumhe Hamare Jaisa...

GIRLFRIEND

Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin kiKami Thi.....Wah..Wah.....Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin kiKami Thi.......Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meriGIRLFRIEND ki Mummy th...

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai...

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai...Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai...Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko...Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri h...

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

lines

jo log pyar ki respect karte hai,unhe kabhi pyar nahi milta...butjo pyar ko time pass samjhte hai..unke pass true love hota ha...

Gairo ko kya pta ki,

True lines....Hame dard hmesha,apne he dete hai.......Warna..Gairo ko kya pta ki,apko takleef kis baat se hoti hai......

2 thngs nvr defined in whole life-

♥♥♥2 thngs nvr defined in whole life-1st is love, bcoz u nvr knw who Luvsu how much.2nd is Friends bcoz u nvr knw howDeeply d stupids care Abt U...     :-! :-V ...

нaι,

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Aυr ĸυcн Naнι Cнaнιye Eĸ мυѕĸan нι ĸaғιнaι,•♥♥♥Dιl мaιn вaѕ Eĸ тaмanna нι ĸaғι нaι...•♥♥♥Taмanna нaι ye ĸι Aap Sada ĸυѕн Raнo...♥♥♥•Haмeιn Yaad Raĸнna Ye Eнѕaan нι ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥Aυr ĸυcн Naнι Cнaнιye Eĸ мυѕĸan ♥...

Nigaaho Se Qatal Kar

Nigaaho Se Qatal KarDo.Na Ho Takleef DonoKo,Tumhain KhanzarUthanay Ki,Hamain GardanJhukanay Ki...!!I Cant Live Without You....

jo fir se ho jay wo pyar hi kya

o badal jaye fir wo,yaar kaisejo rooth jaye fir wo,sath kaisalog aksar kahte h mujhe,fir se pyar huapar magar hum kahte hjo fir se ho jay wo pyar hi ...

kash hum juda na hote..

kash hum juda na hote..ek befawa ko humne is dil me jaga di thi.khwabo ki duniya apni us se hi saza di thi.chaha tha usko humne khud se bi bhot badh kar.us chahat me hum ne ye hasti mita di thi.malum nh tha hum ko woh bewafa bi hoga.us per bharosa karke khud ko hi saja di thi.socha tha sath mil kar katenge zindagi ke.us ne to ek pal me her baat bhuka di thi.kaisa sitam h dekho woh kab se juda h mujhse.apni zindagi jis ka saya sa bana di thi..kiya tha us per bharosa kyo had se badh kar.uski zafaa ne dil me ek halchal si macha di...

Buhat Masroof Lamhon

Buhat Masroof LamhonMeinKabi Aik Pal Ko SochoTouKisi Ki Zindagi Tum HoKisi Ki Bandagi Tum HoKisi Ko Teri KhawahishHaiKisi Ki Chahtain Tum HoKabi Aik Pal Ko SochoTouTumhari Be-Wafai NeTumhari Laparwahi NeTumhari Be-Niazi NeKisi Ko Maar Dala HaiKoi Zinda Hai To LekinFaqat Wo Saans LetaHaiZara!!Aik Pal Ko Socho TouKoi Kitna Akela Hai......

There is a moment in your life,

There is a moment in your life,when you miss someone so badly,you just want to hug them so tightand make them realize how much they mean to y...

Facebook Aashiqui Song of the year

Facebook Aashiqui Songof the year Hum offlineAb rah nahi sakteTere bina kya statusmera (2)Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhihojaayenge,Toh khud se hi hojaayenge judaa.Kyunki tum hi ho,Ab tum hi ho,Zindagi ab tum hi ho,Status bhi, mera DP bhi,Meri Update bhi ab tumhi ho..Tera mera rishta haikaisa,Ik pal offline gawaranahi,Tere liye Online hairehete,Tujh ko diya meraWhatsAppsabhi,Koi lamha mera na hoWhatsAppbina,Har bing pe he naamteraa...Kyunki tum hi ho,Ab tum hi ho,Zindagi ab tum hi ho,‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK'bhi,'LMAO' ab tum hi ho.Tumhi ho... Tumhi...

You Are My World….

Ek Bar Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Bahut PyarKarta Tha…..Ek Din woh Himmat Kar Ke Uske PassGaya Or Bola….Boy :- Hi, how Are You…..???Girl:- Hi,I’m Fine And Tell You….??Boy: – I’m Also Fine.Mujhe Tumse Kuchh Kehna Tha….Girl :- Ha Bolo…Boy:- I Like You, Do You Like Me…..???Girl:- No, No…!!Boy :- I Love You Very Much, You AreMy World….Girl :- Sorry, But I Can’t Love You….Ladka Rone Lagta hai Or Waha Se ChalaJata haiLadki Usey Ignore Kar Deti Hai Or 2 DinoKe Baad Study Ke Liye Waha Se Dur ChaliJati Hai…..Ladka Uski Yaad Mai Humesh UdaasRahne Lagta haiPar...

Thursday, 19 September 2013

Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....

Tumhe barish pasand h , mujhe barish me tum...Tumhe bolna pasand h , mujhe bolte hue tum...Tumhe hasna pasand h mujhe haste hue tum ...Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Halki Halki Barish ThiKal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi ThaKal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray TheKal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi ThaKal Badal Kaale Gehray TheKal Chand Pay Lakhon Pahray TheKuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad KeBari Dair Se Dil Mein Thehray TheKal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi ThiAur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi ThiKal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye TheKal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye ...

Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,

Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,Pyaar wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi,Pyaar ki keemat kya hai humse pucho,Pyaar wo anmol hira hai jo bikta na...

Love

 "Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,.Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,.Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,.Yeh keisa khawb aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum....

Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara

Zindagi Mein Bar Bar SaharaNahi Milta...Bar Bar Koi Pyar Se Pyara NahiMilta...Hai Jo Pas Use Sambhal KeRakhna...Kho Kar Wo Fir Kabhi DubaraNahi Milta...

Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam

 "Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam Gulaab mousam bany huway thay!!! Na ab woh shamen k jin me teri Haseen baten,,,,,,, Rafiq lagti thi Zehn-o-Dil ko!!! Woh Saaray Mausam BadaL Gaye hain.... Na wasl ka koi khuwaab baqi, Na ab woh harf-e-sukhan raha hai" Kahanian Ab BaDal gae Hain" Tumhaaray Jaany k baad youn bhi Jo khuwaab aankhon mein chahton ka yaqeen ban kar thehr gaye thay Woh khuwaab saaray bikhar gaye hain Malal Dil mein utar gaye...

Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil se nahin jati,

Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil senahin jati,Hazaron rang hain iss ke,ajab hi dhang hain isske;Kabhi sehra,Kabhi daryaKabhi jugnuKabhi ansuHazaron roop rakhti hai,Badan jhulsa ke jo rakh de ,kabhi wo dhooprakhti hai.Kabhi ban kar ye ik jugnu,shab-e-gh am kandhairon meinDilon ko aas deti hai,kabhi manzil kinaray parPyasa maar deti haiAziyat hi aziyat hai magar yeh bhi haqiqat haiMOHABBAT PHIR MOHABBAT Ha...

pyar

Pyaar ne pucha zindagi kya hai?humne kaha tere bin kuch nahi.usne fir pucha dard kya hai?humne kaha jab tu sang nahi.pyaar ne pucha mohabbat kaha hai?humne kaha mere dil me kahi.usne fir pucha khuda kaha hai?humne ne kaha tujhme kahi.pyaar ne pucha humse ishq kyu hai?humne kaha usko bhi pata nahiusne fir pucha itni bechaini kyu hai?humne kaha isme kasoor mera nahi.pyaar ne pucha aetbaar karogemera?humne kaha tumse badkar koi nahi.usne fir pucha saath doge mera?humne kaha kyu nahi kyu nahi!!… apni akhirisaans ta...

cool

If he makes you laugh, kisses you, says he’s sorry, makes an effort, hold your hand, attempts to understand you, then believe it or not, He’s PERFE...

Feku jokes

FEKU ko ek bandar mila. Wo use Police station le gaya.Inspector: Ise zoo le jao.Agle din Inspector ne feku ko bandar k saath bustop pe dekha.Inspector: Ise zoo nahi lekar gaye?Feku: Kal main ise zoo le gaya tha,bahut maza aaya. Aaj hum dono film dekhne ja rahe hai. ...

I Think I m In LOVE

Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai..!Meri bhi raato ki neende udne lagi hain,Or Din ka karaar khone laga h..!Koi mere bhi sapno me aane laga h,To koi mere khayalo me bhi sone laga h..!Koi Meri bhi dhadkaney badhane laga h,To koi mere bhi sapne sajone laga h..!Kisi ki judai mujhe bhi satane lagi h,To koi meri bhi yaado'n me palke'n bhigonelagah..!Koi meri bhi baato'n pe muskrane laga h,to koi meri berukhi pe bhi rone laga h..!Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai....

SABKA MAALIK EK

MASJID = 6 wordsCHURCH = 6 wordsMANDIR = 6 wordsandQURAN = 5 wordsBIBLE = 5 wordsGEETA = 5 wordsSabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1SABKA MAALIK EKiss Bar sabhi ko Like krna pad...

Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...

Main nahi hon apny wajood me...Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya...Mere sath rehta hai ek shakhs...Koi jadoo us nay chala diya...Meri rooh me wo sama gaya...Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...Meri zindagi wo ban gaya...Mujhe jeena us nay sikha diya...Main to khud se bhi the na aashna...Mujhe mujh se us nay mila diya...Meri zindagi ko badal diya...Muje khush naseeb bana diya...

Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...

Boy : I Love You.. Pehli Nazar Mai Hi TumharaAshiq Ban Geya Hu... Du Love Me ?Girl : Hmmm Mai Tumhe Eik Sawal Puchti HuAger Tum Jit Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab DeDungi ?Ladka Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap JaneLagta HaiGirl : Kya Hua Jawab Nahi ChahiyeLadka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe TumharaPyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...

Lottery

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli,Company Ne Socha k AchanakBtayengeTo LadkiKhushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ,..Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya orKaha k .ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se Btana KiWoKhushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,.Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha. Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka InaamNikleTo KyaKrogi..??.Ladki:"Aap Ke Samne Dance KarungiAapSe Pyar Krungi,Shadi Karlungi,Yehi Nahi,Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe Dedungi.... Ye sun kar Pappu Hi Khushi Se MarGaya...

Proud to be my Friends

To Hum Garv se kahenge 'That's My FRIEND' Aur Apki Har hui To Hath Pkad k Aap k Pas Bethenge Aur Khenge 'I M Your Frien...

UTTAM SUVICHAR:

UTTAM SUVICHAR:Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar".Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta". Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok".Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do".Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai".....Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery...

Trust

Trust d prsn who can sense ur sdηєss iη ursmììlє,hєαr ur ωσrds ììη ur sììlєηcє &fєєl ur luv ììη ur αηgєr..cσz тhy r ììηdєEd ur true soulmate....

This is friendship

1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha .........Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee RaheHo ?.Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 MereDost ki.....Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha....Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?.Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H.Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha...

Garib parivar

Ek Ameer Ladki koSchool me GaribParivar pe Essay Likhneko Kaha Gya....Essay me usne Likha:Ek Garib Parivar tha,. Pita Garib, Maa Garib,Bachche bhi Garib .Parivar me 4 Naukr the,wo bhiGareeb..!!!.Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARIthi..!. Unka Garib DriverBachonko Tooti Carme School Chhod K Aatatha..!.Bachon K paas PuraneN95 Mobile the..!. Bache Hafte me 4 barhiChicken Khate the..!.Ghar me 4 hi 2nd HandA.C. the..!.Sara Parivar Badi Mushkilse Aish Kar raha tha....