Without humor , Life sucksWithout courage , Life is hardWithout love , Life is hopelessWithout friend like you , Life is impossible ...
Saturday, 22 June 2013
The nights are so unkind
Don’t leave me in all this pain Don’t leave me out in the rain Come back and bring back my smile Come and take these tears away I need your arms to hold me now The nights are so unkind Bring back those nights when I held you beside...
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
munni
Hindi Teacher:"Prasang SahitNimn likhit Pankti ka varnanKijiye:"Munni badnaam hui,Darling tere liye"....Student:"Ye Pankti bollywoodke prasidh Kavi Shri Salman Khanke chalchitra''Dabang''ke"Munni Badnaam namak kavita seli gyi hai..Is kavita mein Kavi mayaviSundri Malaika arora kosambodhit karte huye pyar meinbadnaam hone kiprerna dete hai.....Kavi ne is kavita ke madhyam semunni ki tulnajhandu baam athva atom bomb seki hai..is kavita se hume kavi ki gehrisoch aur tulnatmaksmriti ka ehsaas hota hai...
LOVE
Mohabbat ka irada ab badal jana bhi mushkil hai,Tumhe khona bhi mushkil hai, tumhe pana bhi mushkil hai,Udasi tere chehre ki gawara bhi nhi lekin,Tere khatir sitare tod kar lana bhi mushkil hai,Zara si baat par aankhe bhigo k baith jati ho,Tumhe to apne dil ka haal batana bhi mushkil hai...
OPPSSSSSSSSSs
2 ladkiyan best friends thi...Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gaiMarny k bad dono ki rooh miliOr ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi.Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr bohtziada shak krti thi kkahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi miltaYehi soch kr 1 din mane officese jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai.ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai...Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tumne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to natum khushi se marti or na main sardi ...
Girls v/s Boys
Girl to her friends:" Mujhe tumhari helpchahiye....Girl 1:" yaar me toh khud busy hu....Girl 2:" Yaar mummy ne jaldi ghar bulaya hai..Girl 3:" kya tune meri help ki thi.. ??..Boy to his Friends:" yaar ekpanga ho gaya..Boy 1:" bol kitne bande bulaun :@..Boy 2:" Maa behan ek kar dunga,bata kaun hai ..??..Boy 3:" kiski itni himmat apne bhai se pangakare.....
Strange fact
Strange fact ;...Dunya main ek saanp aisa bi haijo har sec mai 0.5cm lamba hotahaiaur thodi dair baad khud kokaat k mar jata hai..... ...... ..Ye saanp"NOKIA"ki Games maipayajata h...
Because broken
When time comes for u to give your heart someone,make sure u select someone,who will never break your heart, Because brokenhearts has never spare par...
Unki Arzoo Meri Zindgi Ka Woh Khwaab Hai..
Unki Arzoo Meri Zindgi Ka Woh Khwaab Hai..Jiski Manzil Hi Nhi Rasta Bhi Kharab Hai..Hansi Se Mere Dard Ka Andazaa Na Lagana..Dil Ka Har Panna Dard Ki Kitaab Ha...
SAnta n jokes
Ek Accident Hua….Bahot Bheed jama Ho Gayi….Santa Ko Dekhne Ka Mauka NahiMil Raha Tha!.Usne Bahot Koshish Ki Par Kuch Bhi nahi DekhPaaya.Santa Dimaag Laga Kar Bola –Ye Mera BAAP Hai....Bheed Peechhe Hati…..,To Dekha KUTTA Mara Pada Th...
Lines in hindi by Abdul kalam former president of india
GREAT LINE BY ABDUL KALAM:-........"INTZAAR KARNE WALON KO SIRFUTNA HI MILTA HAI..JITNA KOSHISH KARNE WALON SEBACH JATA HAI"TRY EVER WAIT NE...
Girls v/s Boys
2 Girls face to face:..1st: hi sweetheart2nd: hi, Darling..And when they talk on their backsaboutthem..1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)..2nd: she is kamini....2 Boys face to face:..1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirtmain tu purayeda lag raha hy..2nd: kutte, apne baap semazakk:?..And when they talk on their backs..1st: mast banda hy yar..2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai....
I'm a genius!!! :-)
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot &Robert Watt was a fool.One was a detective, &Other invented radar.But neither of them ever found you.I'm a genius!!! ...
Public
Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi KoSaath Wale Toilet Se Aawaz aayi:KyaHaal Hai Yaar?Wo Ghabra Ke Bola: Fine! Theek Hun!Fir Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar Rahe Ho?Aadmi: Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hun!Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun Abi TumharePaas?Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Na Na Na.Main BohtBusy Hun!Then Aawaz aayi:Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun.Pata Nhi Kon kamina Dusrey Toilet SeMeri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De RahaHai. . . !!! ...
Tere ekrar Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya Hai...
Parchhayi Meri Bhi Maine Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai...Har Saans Meri Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai...Tere ekrar Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya Hai...Duniya Ne Meri Zindagi Badnaam Kar Rakhi Hai...
Mohabbat Ki Wo Pehli Nigaah Talash Karein...!!
Koi Sukoon Ki Jagah Talash Karein,Aa Mil Ke Wafaa Talash Karein,Jurm Dono Ka Hai Ek Jaisa,Aa Ek Jaisi Sazaa Talash Karein,Gham Seene Mein Jo Kahin Ruk Na Jaaye,Aa Aisi Aab-o-Hawa Talash Karein,Dono Apni Anaa Mein Na Mit Jayein,Aa Koi Darmiyani Si Raah Talash Karein,Zindagi Apni Kabhi Doori Mein Na Bant Jaaye,Aao Hum Apni Apni Khata Talash Karein,Dekhte Hi Dekhte Jo Dil Mein Utar JaayeMohabbat Ki Wo Pehli Nigaah Talash Karein.....
Sunday, 16 June 2013
Sardar
Read Must and Must Share...AAJ EK POST... SARDARO KENAAM...Ek baar ek college ka grouppicnicpe delhi gaya...Jaise hi train se utra ekriksha wale ko rukaya aurpura delhi dikhane k liyeusse fix kiya Rikshawalasaradar tha...Tabhi sab ko masti chadhiunhone ek dusare kosardaar wale joke sunanachalu kiya Par Wo sardaargussa hone k bajay inkesath has raha tha...Toh ladke confuse ho gayeSab kuch ghumne k baad wotrain station par aagayeaur unhone rikshawale kouske paise de diyeTabhi riksha wale sardaarne har ekstudent k haat pe 1 rs kasikka rakha...Toh...
Life isn`t about waiting for the right time to come.
Life isn`t about waiting for the right time to come.It`s all about doing all the right things in the time that is given to y...
Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi...
Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi......agar daaru piyogey to 9-10 saal m mar jaoge. .....lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to.. .bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakhokab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuchnhi ...
Dil ka tootna toh ek bahana tha
Dil ka tootna toh ek bahana thaRab ko toh apna badla chukana thaToote ya toda jaye dil ko na hoga koi asarHum yuhi chalte rahenge chahe kabhi ho na seh...
Parents v/s CHILDREN
It has been scientifically proven that children are twice asmore influenced by the television than their own paren...
Fact About USA
America uses 2.5 million plastic bottles every hour, It takes a plastic bottle 450 years to decompose/breakdo...
Being happy doesn't always make us grateful,
Being happy doesn't always make us grateful, But being grateful will always make us hap...
We are human.
We are human.We are not perfect. We try things.We make mistakes. We fall. We get hurt. We rise again. We keep learni...
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