Tumhe barish pasand h , mujhe barish me tum...Tumhe bolna pasand h , mujhe bolte hue tum...Tumhe hasna pasand h mujhe haste hue tum ...Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....
Thursday, 19 September 2013
Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi
Kal Halki Halki Barish ThiKal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi ThaKal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray TheKal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi ThaKal Badal Kaale Gehray TheKal Chand Pay Lakhon Pahray TheKuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad KeBari Dair Se Dil Mein Thehray TheKal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi ThiAur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi ThiKal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye TheKal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye ...
Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,
Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,Pyaar wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi,Pyaar ki keemat kya hai humse pucho,Pyaar wo anmol hira hai jo bikta na...
Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara
Zindagi Mein Bar Bar SaharaNahi Milta...Bar Bar Koi Pyar Se Pyara NahiMilta...Hai Jo Pas Use Sambhal KeRakhna...Kho Kar Wo Fir Kabhi DubaraNahi Milta...
Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam
"Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam Gulaab mousam bany huway thay!!! Na ab woh shamen k jin me teri Haseen baten,,,,,,, Rafiq lagti thi Zehn-o-Dil ko!!! Woh Saaray Mausam BadaL Gaye hain.... Na wasl ka koi khuwaab baqi, Na ab woh harf-e-sukhan raha hai" Kahanian Ab BaDal gae Hain" Tumhaaray Jaany k baad youn bhi Jo khuwaab aankhon mein chahton ka yaqeen ban kar thehr gaye thay Woh khuwaab saaray bikhar gaye hain Malal Dil mein utar gaye...
Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil se nahin jati,
Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil senahin jati,Hazaron rang hain iss ke,ajab hi dhang hain isske;Kabhi sehra,Kabhi daryaKabhi jugnuKabhi ansuHazaron roop rakhti hai,Badan jhulsa ke jo rakh de ,kabhi wo dhooprakhti hai.Kabhi ban kar ye ik jugnu,shab-e-gh am kandhairon meinDilon ko aas deti hai,kabhi manzil kinaray parPyasa maar deti haiAziyat hi aziyat hai magar yeh bhi haqiqat haiMOHABBAT PHIR MOHABBAT Ha...
pyar
Pyaar ne pucha zindagi kya hai?humne kaha tere bin kuch nahi.usne fir pucha dard kya hai?humne kaha jab tu sang nahi.pyaar ne pucha mohabbat kaha hai?humne kaha mere dil me kahi.usne fir pucha khuda kaha hai?humne ne kaha tujhme kahi.pyaar ne pucha humse ishq kyu hai?humne kaha usko bhi pata nahiusne fir pucha itni bechaini kyu hai?humne kaha isme kasoor mera nahi.pyaar ne pucha aetbaar karogemera?humne kaha tumse badkar koi nahi.usne fir pucha saath doge mera?humne kaha kyu nahi kyu nahi!!… apni akhirisaans ta...
Feku jokes
FEKU ko ek bandar mila. Wo use Police station le gaya.Inspector: Ise zoo le jao.Agle din Inspector ne feku ko bandar k saath bustop pe dekha.Inspector: Ise zoo nahi lekar gaye?Feku: Kal main ise zoo le gaya tha,bahut maza aaya. Aaj hum dono film dekhne ja rahe hai. ...
I Think I m In LOVE
Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai..!Meri bhi raato ki neende udne lagi hain,Or Din ka karaar khone laga h..!Koi mere bhi sapno me aane laga h,To koi mere khayalo me bhi sone laga h..!Koi Meri bhi dhadkaney badhane laga h,To koi mere bhi sapne sajone laga h..!Kisi ki judai mujhe bhi satane lagi h,To koi meri bhi yaado'n me palke'n bhigonelagah..!Koi meri bhi baato'n pe muskrane laga h,to koi meri berukhi pe bhi rone laga h..!Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai....
SABKA MAALIK EK
MASJID = 6 wordsCHURCH = 6 wordsMANDIR = 6 wordsandQURAN = 5 wordsBIBLE = 5 wordsGEETA = 5 wordsSabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1SABKA MAALIK EKiss Bar sabhi ko Like krna pad...
Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...
Main nahi hon apny wajood me...Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya...Mere sath rehta hai ek shakhs...Koi jadoo us nay chala diya...Meri rooh me wo sama gaya...Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...Meri zindagi wo ban gaya...Mujhe jeena us nay sikha diya...Main to khud se bhi the na aashna...Mujhe mujh se us nay mila diya...Meri zindagi ko badal diya...Muje khush naseeb bana diya...
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...
Boy : I Love You.. Pehli Nazar Mai Hi TumharaAshiq Ban Geya Hu... Du Love Me ?Girl : Hmmm Mai Tumhe Eik Sawal Puchti HuAger Tum Jit Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab DeDungi ?Ladka Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap JaneLagta HaiGirl : Kya Hua Jawab Nahi ChahiyeLadka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe TumharaPyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...
Lottery
Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli,Company Ne Socha k AchanakBtayengeTo LadkiKhushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ,..Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya orKaha k .ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se Btana KiWoKhushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,.Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha. Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka InaamNikleTo KyaKrogi..??.Ladki:"Aap Ke Samne Dance KarungiAapSe Pyar Krungi,Shadi Karlungi,Yehi Nahi,Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe Dedungi.... Ye sun kar Pappu Hi Khushi Se MarGaya...
Proud to be my Friends
To Hum Garv se kahenge 'That's My FRIEND' Aur Apki Har hui To Hath Pkad k Aap k Pas Bethenge Aur Khenge 'I M Your Frien...
UTTAM SUVICHAR:
UTTAM SUVICHAR:Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar".Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta". Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok".Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do".Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai".....Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery...
This is friendship
1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha .........Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee RaheHo ?.Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 MereDost ki.....Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha....Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?.Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H.Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha...
Garib parivar
Ek Ameer Ladki koSchool me GaribParivar pe Essay Likhneko Kaha Gya....Essay me usne Likha:Ek Garib Parivar tha,. Pita Garib, Maa Garib,Bachche bhi Garib .Parivar me 4 Naukr the,wo bhiGareeb..!!!.Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARIthi..!. Unka Garib DriverBachonko Tooti Carme School Chhod K Aatatha..!.Bachon K paas PuraneN95 Mobile the..!. Bache Hafte me 4 barhiChicken Khate the..!.Ghar me 4 hi 2nd HandA.C. the..!.Sara Parivar Badi Mushkilse Aish Kar raha tha....
Cool if know this scene
ZOYA : Tumhe Mera Adress Kaha Se Mila ...??ARJUN : Dhundhne Waale Toh Bhagwan Ko Bhi Dhundh Lete Hai ..... Yahi RING Thi Na ..?ZOYA : Kharid Kar Laye Ho ??ARJUN : Haaaa...... Bill Dikhaun.....ZOYA : Kyun Kharidi ..??ARJUN : Kyun Ki Tumhe Pasand Thi ....ZOYA : Ohhh..... Mujhe Wo Saamane Waali Puri Building Pasand Hai Kharid Doge ...ARJUN : Haaa..... Koshish Karunga .....ZOYA : Kyun ... Tumhara surname Koi Tata , Maliya Ya Birla ahsey hi kuch hai kya .....ARJUN : Nhi Dixit ...ZOYA : Mere Naam Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Jante Tum Mere Baare Mein .......
Indian Jokes
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall MeColdrink Ki Bottle Leke Bethi Thi,.Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh KoLagatiTo Kabhi 20 Min Me,.Pas Bethe Pappu Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 GhootMe Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,..Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook RahiThi.....
I try to listen you
Main alfaz hun tera har baatsamajhta hun...main ehsaas hun tera jazbaatsamajhta hun...kab pucha maine ki kyun door ho mujse...main dil rakhta hun tera halaat samajhta hu...
How beautiful she is
Wo raaten bhi kitni hashin hua karti thi...Pehle jagna us se baat karne ke lieFir baat karte-karte Soo jaate the...Ham millte the sab se chup-chup kar...Fir apni hi duniyan me Kho jaate the...Har roz bichar kar tarapna fir millne ke lie...Or har din mill kar ek-dushre ke hi Ho jaatethe...
oppps my family
Jab rote hai to koi haal tak nhi puchta.........Ae Dosto...........Thoda sa muskura kya liye to GHAR wale kehtehai.Kiska msg aya h?(',')|<))_/\_ufff itna shakkk...
Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paperbanaya....Paper dekhte hi saare bache behoshhogye..Questions kuchh is tarah k the:..1.China kis Desh me hai ??.2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??.3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??.4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Boltehai.. ??.5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafanhai.. ??Hahaha...
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