Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR..

4 girls sitting in a group can say:" Tera bhai badamast dikhta hai..Introduction to karwa......But 4 guys in a group can never say:" Teri Behanto mast lagti hai............Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR.. :p :D

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Uncle :- Beta kya kar rahe ho aaj kal ?

Boy :- Ji Engineering !

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Uncle :- ohh ! Humko laga padhai wadhai karte

hoge :p

hehehe thoko LIKES

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Sirf Mohobbat he nahi hai duniya mein, jo dard ke

Sirf Mohobbat he nahi hai duniya mein, jo dard ke

liye zimmedaar hai... </3

Kambakht Sunday ke baad Monday bhi bahot

takleef deta hai.. ;) X_X

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Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Wah wah

Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

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Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi

Babita niche kyu aati h .

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Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where do you live ?

Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where does your parents live ?

Johnny : With me

Police : Where do you all live ?…

Johnny : Together

Police : Where is your house ?

Johnny : Next to my neighbours house

Police : Where is your neighbour’s house ?

Johnny : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Police : Tell me

Johnny : Next to my house.

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Definition of TIME.

Definition of TIME.

SLOW. when u wait!

FAST. when u'r Afraid

LONG. when u'r Sad

SHORT. when u'r happy

ENDLESS. when u'r at Pain

Time can only be determined by your feelings and your mental condition not by clock!

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Newton's 1st law of love

Newton's 1st law of love
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Love can neither be created nor can be destroyed
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It can be only transferred from
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Ex to Next :p :D 

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