Dil karta hai duniya chood doo.

Dil karta hai duniya chood doo... 

 

Par fir maine aapne dil kosamjaya ki..... 

yaar facebook to chodi nahi jatisali duniya kahan se chodijayegi...!!

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Main Ne Usay Chaha To Chaata Hi Gaya...Meri Shiddton Se Ghabra Ker Woh Chal Diye honge...

Kon Kehta Hai Woh Mere Bagher Tanha Hoge...Woh ek Chiragh Hai Kahin Aur Jalti Hoge...

Yeh To Hum Hain Ek Saakin Si Jheel...Woh To Bikhra Huwa Ik Dariya Hoge...

Woh To Rehte Hai Mohabbaton Ke Des Main...Usay Kiya Khaber Koi Us Ko Sochta Hoga...

Woh Mere Dard Se Be-Khaber Nahin The Magar... Usay Dukh Baantney Ka Na Saleeqa Hoga...

Itna Naadan Nahin Ke Samjh Bhi Na Sakey Hamko...Usi Ka Tazkara Meri Har Ghazal Main Huwa Hoga...

Banaya Gaya Tha Hamein Khulus Ki Miti Se...Hamein Khaber Na Thi Woh Bad Gumaan Hoga...

Main Ne Usay Chaha To Chaata Hi Gaya...Meri Shiddton Se Ghabra Ker Woh Chal Diye honge...

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Loveguru tips for life:-

Loveguru tips for life:-   1-jab aap dukhi hote aur jis se baat karna pasnd karte ho us insaan ko kisi kimat pe apni life se jane mat do lekin pyar se... 2-jab thakaan mahsus ho to count slowly 1 to 10 till 15 minute.u will get relax... 3-jiske bare me kabi galt sunana nahi pasand karte ho wah aapki jindki ka aham hissa hai .try to talk them... 4-aur jab bhi krodh aaye ya feeling bad to apni favorite song sunana ya gungunana suru kr do tumhra dimag saant ho jayega... 5-sone se pahle vichar kar lo tumhe kya karana hai kya pana hai agla din utsaah bhara hoga... 6-hasne ki wajah khojo rone ki nahi kyoki rote wahi hai jinko khud ko sabit karne ki himmat nahi hoti... 7-tum duniya ki sunoge to bikhar jawo apne andar ki sunoge to sawar jawoge... 8-atleast week me ek baat shantipriy jagh ghumane jarur jawo ye mann ko shanti ke sath urja bhi dega... 9-apne favorite music pe dance kar skte ho to ye sone pe suhaga jaisa karega.try it gives u alot of energy... 10- ab rahne do fir kabhi bataunga...

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Pictures are for walls not for heart

Jo Dil Ke Aaine Me Ho Wo Hi Pyar K Kabil Hai
Wrna Deewar K Kabil To Har Tasveer Hoti Hai..!!

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Nirmal baba trolled by pappu must read

Nirmal baba trolled by
pappu :P
must read
.
.
Pappu-
baba mujhe rasta dikhao,
meri shadi nhi ho rhi h , me
chintit hu
nirmal baba-
beta aap kya krte ho
Pappu-
shadi hone k liye kon ka
kam uchit rhega
?
Baba-
tum mithai ki dukan khol lo
Pappu-
baba , wo kholi hui h ,
mere father k mithai ki hi
dukan
hai
Baba-
Shanivar k din subah 9
baje khola
kro
Pappu-
shani mandir k pas hi h
meri dukan , 9 baje hi
kholta hu
Baba-
kale rang k kutte ko mithai
khilaya kro
Pappu-
mere ghar me kala kutta
hi h , subah shyam mithaiy
khilata
hu
Baba-
somvar ko shiv mandir
jaya kro
Pappu-
me keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hu
Baba-
kitne bhai bahan ho
Pappu-
baba aap k hisab se shadi
k liye kitne bhai bahan hone
chhaiye
Baba-
do bhai ek bahan
Pappu- mere sach me do
bhai ek
bahan hi h
Baba-
dan diya kro
Pappu-
baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha h , roj dan krta
hu
Baba :
badrinath kitni bar gye ho
Pappu-
baba aap k hisab se shadi
k liye kitni bar badrinath
jana
chahiye ?
Baba :
kam se kam 2 bar
Pappu :
me b 2 bar hi gya hu
Baba-
nile rang ki shirt pehna kro
Pappu-
baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt h, kal dhone k liye
utari
thi, aaj subah fir pehan
luga :p
Baba ek sawal puchu
Baba-
ha jarur
Pappu-
kya mere mathe pe aap ko
chutiya likha hua dikh raha
h
Baba-
nhi to
Papu –
to fir kyo itne sare logo ko
bethe bitehaye chutiya
banate
ho
Baba ek bat or bolu
Baba-
ha bolo
Papu-
me pehle se shadi shuda hu
or 2 baccho ka bap b
Idhr se gujar raha tha,
socha
thoda time pas kr lu :p :D

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tHe onEs wiTh mosT pRoblemS (:"

"The oNe wHo giVe tHe bsT adviCe arE usUallY tHe onEs wiTh mosT pRoblemS (:"

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1 admi k 3 dost the

1 admi k 3 dost the
Teeno doctor the..
2 pagal the
1 ko samjh ni thi..
Jis ko samj ni thi
Us k 3 hospital the
2 band the
1 khulta ni tha..
Jo khulta ni tha
us me 3 fans the
2 band the
1 chalta ni tha..
Jo chalta ni tha,
us ko 3 mechanic k pas le gye
2 ko kam ata ni tha
1 se hota ni tha..
Jis se hota ni tha
Us k 3 shagird the
2 aate ni the
1 ghr me rhta tha..
Jo ghar me rahta tha
Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3
dost the..
Mere b 3 dost the
2 pagal ho gaye
or 1 abi ho raha hai..
sholly....

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