wo kabhi haarte nahi hain...

Meri 'MAA' kahti hai mujhe Dil jeetna aata hai......

Aur Jinhe Dil jeetna aata hai
 

wo kabhi haarte nahi hain...

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logo ne roz ku6 naya maanga khuda se.....

logo ne roz ku6 naya maanga khuda se.....

ek hum hi tere khayal se aage nhi gaye......

 
:(

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Haa ho gayi galti mujhe se main jaanta hu...

Haa ho gayi galti mujhe se main jaanta hu...

 

par ab bhi tujhe main apni JAAN maanta hu...

ek Aakhri mauka de mujhe,Aaj bhi main tujhe apni SHAAN manta hu.... 

I MISS U A LOT YARR..

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Attitude Reloaded....:p

Attitude Reloaded....:p
Girl:" I hate you....
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Boy:" What a coincidence... :p :O :D

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Teacher:" Active ­ ­ Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example Batao.. ??

Teacher:" Active ­ ­ Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example Batao.. ??

 

Student:" Active Voice:"Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,

Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain"

 

Passive Voice:" Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..:p :O :D

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Socho kya kaha hoga ??

1 Handsome boy class mein aaya
aur Sari girls dekhte hi deewani ho gayi..
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fir

Ladke ne aate hi kuch kaha To girls behosh...
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Socho kya kaha hoga ??
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Thodi Jagah Dena, Jhaadu Lagana Hai..:p :O :D

"HAYE RE BEROZGARI" :'D

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Student:" Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas 1 Aadmi Rehta hai, wo AADHA Pagal hai aur Uski Umar 21 Saal hai..

Proffessor:" 1 Platform 2 km lambaa hai, Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se..
Ek Train Aayi aur Delhi se Mumbai ki Taraf Chali gayi..

To Sawal ye hai ki:" Meri Umar Kitni hai ???

Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke 1 Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lagey....

Ek Student ne Jawab dene ke liye haath Uthaaya...

 

 

Student:" Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai..

Profesor:" Very Gud, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??

 

 

 
Student:" Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas 1 Aadmi Rehta hai, wo AADHA Pagal hai aur Uski Umar 21 Saal hai..

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