SUPER JOKE MUST READ

SUPER JOKE MUST READ
Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite.Girl: - Hello Dear.Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane).Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?.... Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon ).Girl : - bataao na..?.Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! ).Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon.Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi ).Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon.Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain ).Girl:-- plz sunao na.......Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi ).Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing forme.Boy : time kya ho raha hai .? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi maanegi ).Girl : --12:30.Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai.Girl: --tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho.Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta ).Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana.Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi ).Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?.Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya).Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi...Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata).Girl : - chalo ab sunao.Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban jaaadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein ..Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni ).Girl : toh koi dusra suna do....Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad meremuh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le ).Girl: Gaao na....Boy sings : -.................phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.......saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!.(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh).Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?.Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini ).Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye..........Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tumnahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete).Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu.Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kaby )