Wife: "Daal hi gir gai manhoos..:P :O :D

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao...:P
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "Daal hi gir gai manhoos..:P :O :D