Santa vs Banta

6:58am Apr 25

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad
Hi Beta Ho Gaya :P
Santa:
"Ye Hamara Bachha 3 Mahine Baad
Kaise Ho Gaya?
Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine BaadHota
Hai?" :/
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..
Ye Batao aap ki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua
Hai?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time
Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se:
"Oh Shit Yaar, Samay Ka Pata Hi Nhi Chala..
Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar pagle ab rulayegakya. :P:P