Zindagi me kuch cheezo ka.. MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI.. :

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Jaise:" Padhte-Padhte table par so
jane ka,
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Teacher k padhane par kahi kho jane
ka,
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane
ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uske lover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
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Aur
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phir in palo ko yaad kar aaj bhi
muskurane ka.. :)

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8 Common lines after getting drunk..

8 Common lines after getting drunk.. 1. tu mera bhai hai... 2. Gaadi main chalauga... 3. Mai teri Dil se izzat karta hu!. 4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar! . 5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! . 6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye! . 7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!... The best one 8. Kal se daru Band...

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Teacher

10 Doctor aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se
latke the.
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Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasi
chood de
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Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.
TALIYAN bajaiye
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Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kam
ho gaya
Moral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao par
guru hamesa guru hi hota hai.....

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jisko

Jisko Likhte The Kabhi Jaan Se Pyar Jaisa...

Door Wo Aisa Hua Hai Ke Siitaro Jaisa...

Jahan Milna Tha Wahan Tumse Bicharna Padaa

Hai...

Ishq Bhi Tumne Kiya Humse Guzare Jaisa...

Zakhm Bhi Deta Hai Marham Bhi Wohi Banta

Hai...

Wo Kinara Bhi Nahi Karta Kinare Jaisa...

Tum Kehte The Ke Acha Hai Zamana Humse...

Ye Batao Ke Mila Koi Tumhe Hamare Jaisa...

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GIRLFRIEND

Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi.. . . . Wah..Wah.. . . . Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi.. . . . . . Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meri GIRLFRIEND ki Mummy thi.;

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Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai...

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai...
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai...
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko...
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai…

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lines

jo log pyar ki respect karte hai,

unhe kabhi pyar nahi milta..

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but

jo pyar ko time pass samjhte hai..

unke pass true love hota hai..

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Gairo ko kya pta ki,

True lines....

Hame dard hmesha,

apne he dete hai.....

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Warna

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Gairo ko kya pta ki,

apko takleef kis baat se hoti hai......

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2 thngs nvr defined in whole life-

♥♥♥

2 thngs nvr defined in whole life-

1st is love, bcoz u nvr knw who Luvs

u how much.

2nd is Friends bcoz u nvr knw how

Deeply d stupids care Abt U...

     :-! :-V :-@

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нaι,

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


Aυr ĸυcн Naнι Cнaнιye Eĸ мυѕĸan нι ĸaғι


нaι,


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Dιl мaιn вaѕ Eĸ тaмanna нι ĸaғι нaι...

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Taмanna нaι ye ĸι Aap Sada ĸυѕн Raнo...♥♥♥

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Haмeιn Yaad Raĸнna Ye Eнѕaan нι ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

Aυr ĸυcн Naнι Cнaнιye Eĸ мυѕĸan ♥♥♥♥

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Nigaaho Se Qatal Kar

Nigaaho Se Qatal Kar
Do.
Na Ho Takleef Dono
Ko,
Tumhain Khanzar
Uthanay Ki,
Hamain Gardan
Jhukanay Ki...!!
I Cant Live Without You..!!

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jo fir se ho jay wo pyar hi kya

o badal jaye fir wo,


yaar kaise


jo rooth jaye fir wo,


sath kaisa


log aksar kahte h mujhe,


fir se pyar hua


par magar hum kahte h


jo fir se ho jay wo pyar hi kya

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kash hum juda na hote..

kash hum juda na hote..


ek befawa ko humne is dil me jaga di thi.


khwabo ki duniya apni us se hi saza di thi.


chaha tha usko humne khud se bi bhot badh kar.


us chahat me hum ne ye hasti mita di thi.


malum nh tha hum ko woh bewafa bi hoga.


us per bharosa karke khud ko hi saja di thi.


socha tha sath mil kar katenge zindagi ke.


us ne to ek pal me her baat bhuka di thi.


kaisa sitam h dekho woh kab se juda h mujhse.

apni zindagi jis ka saya sa bana di thi..

kiya tha us per bharosa kyo had se badh kar.

uski zafaa ne dil me ek halchal si macha di th

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Buhat Masroof Lamhon

Buhat Masroof Lamhon

Mein

Kabi Aik Pal Ko Socho

Tou

Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho

Kisi Ki Bandagi Tum Ho

Kisi Ko Teri Khawahish

Hai

Kisi Ki Chahtain Tum Ho

Kabi Aik Pal Ko Socho

Tou

Tumhari Be-Wafai Ne

Tumhari Laparwahi Ne

Tumhari Be-Niazi Ne

Kisi Ko Maar Dala Hai

Koi Zinda Hai To Lekin

Faqat Wo Saans Leta

Hai

Zara!!

Aik Pal Ko Socho Tou

Koi Kitna Akela Hai...!!!

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There is a moment in your life,

There is a moment in your life,


when you miss someone so badly,


you just want to hug them so tight


and make them realize how much they mean to you!

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Facebook Aashiqui Song of the year

Facebook Aashiqui Song
of the year 

Hum offline
Ab rah nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status
mera (2)
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi
ho
jaayenge,
Toh khud se hi ho
jaayenge judaa.
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Meri Update bhi ab tum
hi ho..
Tera mera rishta hai
kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara
nahi,
Tere liye Online hai
rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera
WhatsApp
sabhi,
Koi lamha mera na ho
WhatsApp
bina,
Har bing pe he naam
teraa...
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK'
bhi,
'LMAO' ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Ol raha main
Tujh ko jo yun
WhatsApp diya hai
Tere 'Last Seen' ne
mujhko
sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se
nikala
Me jo BLOCK bhi hua
WhatsApp pe
yaha
WeChat pe khada hu me
wahaa…
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKEY' bhi,
Mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi
ho...   
Hit Like & Share

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You Are My World….

Ek Bar Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Bahut Pyar

Karta Tha…..

Ek Din woh Himmat Kar Ke Uske Pass

Gaya Or Bola….

Boy :- Hi, how Are You…..???

Girl:- Hi,

I’m Fine And Tell You….??

Boy: – I’m Also Fine.

Mujhe Tumse Kuchh Kehna Tha….

Girl :- Ha Bolo…

Boy:- I Like You, Do You Like Me…..???

Girl:- No, No…!!

Boy :- I Love You Very Much, You Are

My World….

Girl :- Sorry, But I Can’t Love You….

Ladka Rone Lagta hai Or Waha Se Chala

Jata hai

Ladki Usey Ignore Kar Deti Hai Or 2 Dino

Ke Baad Study Ke Liye Waha Se Dur Chali

Jati Hai…..

Ladka Uski Yaad Mai Humesh Udaas

Rahne Lagta hai

Par Duniya K Samne Jhuthi Muskan Liye Man hi Man Ush

Ladki Ko Yaad karta Tha….

24 hours Usi Ki Yaad Mai Duba Rehta

Tha………

Ek Din Uska Friend Uske Ghar Aata Hai

Aur Jab Use Malum Hota Huaa Ki Uske

Friend K Ye Halat Us Ladki K Karan

Huyi Hai

To Usne Aane Friend Se

Puchha…..

Friend :- ” Jab Wo Tumhe Pyar Hi Nahi

Karti To Tum Usse Pyar Kyo karte

Ho…. Tumhe Aur Koi Mil Jayegi

Jab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya Usse

Uske Friend Ki Aakhe Niche Ho Gayi……

Ladke Ne Bola :-

”HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA Hai,

MAGAR KHOKAR BHI KISI KO PYAR KARNA He

ASLI PYAR HAI .”

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Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....

Tumhe barish pasand h , mujhe barish me tum...


Tumhe bolna pasand h , mujhe bolte hue tum...


Tumhe hasna pasand h mujhe haste hue tum ...


Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....

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Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi Tha

Kal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray The

Kal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi Tha

Kal Badal Kaale Gehray The

Kal Chand Pay Lakhon Pahray The

Kuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad Ke

Bari Dair Se Dil Mein Thehray The

Kal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi Thi

Aur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi Thi

Kal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye The

Kal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye The

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Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,

Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,

Pyaar wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi,

Pyaar ki keemat kya hai humse pucho,

Pyaar wo anmol hira hai jo bikta nahi…

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Love

 "Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
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Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
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Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,
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Yeh keisa khawb aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum...
"

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Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara

Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara
Nahi Milta...
Bar Bar Koi Pyar Se Pyara Nahi
Milta...

Hai Jo Pas Use Sambhal Ke
Rakhna...
Kho Kar Wo Fir Kabhi Dubara
Nahi Milta...

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Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam

 "Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... 

Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam 

Gulaab mousam bany huway thay!!! 

Na ab woh shamen k jin me teri Haseen baten,,,,,,, 

Rafiq lagti thi Zehn-o-Dil ko!!! 

Woh Saaray Mausam BadaL Gaye hain.... 

Na wasl ka koi khuwaab baqi, 

Na ab woh harf-e-sukhan raha hai" 

Kahanian Ab BaDal gae Hain" 

Tumhaaray Jaany k baad youn bhi 

Jo khuwaab aankhon mein chahton ka yaqeen ban kar thehr gaye thay 

Woh khuwaab saaray bikhar gaye hain 

Malal Dil mein utar gaye hain 

Na zindgi hai na zindgi mein visal mosam ki chah koi 

Na Shayri hai na shayri mein jo Dukh hai is se panah koi 

Jo such tha ab jhoot ho gaya hai 

Jo din mein Sooraj bana huwa tha 

Woh shab ki tareek wadion mein hi kho gae hai 

Kahanian Ab badal gae hain..

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ • Rishabh Baid • ஜ۩۞۩ஜ"

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Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil se nahin jati,

Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil se
nahin jati,
Hazaron rang hain iss ke,ajab hi dhang hain iss
ke;
Kabhi sehra,
Kabhi darya
Kabhi jugnu
Kabhi ansu
Hazaron roop rakhti hai,
Badan jhulsa ke jo rakh de ,kabhi wo dhoop
rakhti hai.
Kabhi ban kar ye ik jugnu,shab-e-gh am k
andhairon mein
Dilon ko aas deti hai,kabhi manzil kinaray par
Pyasa maar deti hai
Aziyat hi aziyat hai magar yeh bhi haqiqat hai
MOHABBAT PHIR MOHABBAT Hai..

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pyar

Pyaar ne pucha zindagi kya hai?

humne kaha tere bin kuch nahi.

usne fir pucha dard kya hai?

humne kaha jab tu sang nahi.

pyaar ne pucha mohabbat kaha hai?

humne kaha mere dil me kahi.

usne fir pucha khuda kaha hai?

humne ne kaha tujhme kahi.

pyaar ne pucha humse ishq kyu hai?

humne kaha usko bhi pata nahi

usne fir pucha itni bechaini kyu hai?

humne kaha isme kasoor mera nahi.

pyaar ne pucha aetbaar karoge

mera?

humne kaha tumse badkar koi nahi.

usne fir pucha saath doge mera?

humne kaha kyu nahi kyu nahi!!… apni akhiri

saans tak..

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cool

If he makes you laugh, kisses you, says he’s sorry, makes an effort, hold your hand, attempts to understand you, then believe it or not, He’s PERFECT.

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Feku jokes

FEKU ko ek bandar mila. Wo use Police station le gaya.


Inspector: Ise zoo le jao.


Agle din Inspector ne feku ko bandar k saath bustop pe dekha.

Inspector: Ise zoo nahi lekar gaye?


Feku: Kal main ise zoo le gaya tha,bahut maza aaya. Aaj hum dono film dekhne ja rahe hai. :P:

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I Think I m In LOVE

Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai..!

Meri bhi raato ki neende udne lagi hain,

Or Din ka karaar khone laga h..!

Koi mere bhi sapno me aane laga h,

To koi mere khayalo me bhi sone laga h..!

Koi Meri bhi dhadkaney badhane laga h,

To koi mere bhi sapne sajone laga h..!

Kisi ki judai mujhe bhi satane lagi h,

To koi meri bhi yaado'n me palke'n bhigonelaga

h..!

Koi meri bhi baato'n pe muskrane laga h,

to koi meri berukhi pe bhi rone laga h..!

Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai..!!

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SABKA MAALIK EK

MASJID = 6 words

CHURCH = 6 words

MANDIR = 6 words

and

QURAN = 5 words

BIBLE = 5 words

GEETA = 5 words

Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1

SABKA MAALIK EK

iss Bar sabhi ko Like krna padega

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Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...

Main nahi hon apny wajood me...

Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya...

Mere sath rehta hai ek shakhs...

Koi jadoo us nay chala diya...

Meri rooh me wo sama gaya...

Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...

Meri zindagi wo ban gaya...

Mujhe jeena us nay sikha diya...

Main to khud se bhi the na aashna...

Mujhe mujh se us nay mila diya...

Meri zindagi ko badal diya...

Muje khush naseeb bana diya...

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Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...

Boy : I Love You.. Pehli Nazar Mai Hi Tumhara

Ashiq Ban Geya Hu... Du Love Me ?

Girl : Hmmm Mai Tumhe Eik Sawal Puchti Hu

Ager Tum Jit Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De

Dungi ?

Ladka Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jane

Lagta Hai

Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nahi Chahiye

Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara

Pyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...

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Lottery

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli,

Company Ne Socha k Achanak

Btayenge

To Ladki

Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ,

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Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or

Kaha k .

ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se Btana Ki

Wo

Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,

.

Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha

. Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka Inaam

Nikle

To Kya

Krogi..??

.

Ladki:"Aap Ke Samne Dance Karungi

Aap

Se Pyar Krungi,

Shadi Karlungi,

Yehi Nahi,

Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe Dedungi..

.

. Ye sun kar Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar

Gaya...

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Proud to be my Friends

To Hum Garv se kahenge 

'That's My FRIEND' 

Aur Apki Har hui 

To Hath Pkad k Aap k Pas Bethenge 

Aur Khenge 'I M Your Friend'.

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UTTAM SUVICHAR:

UTTAM SUVICHAR:

Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar".

Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta". 

Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok".

Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do".

Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".

Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai".....

Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k....

"Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath,

To Aaj Kholna Na Padta Auozaro K Saath"

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Trust

Trust d prsn who can sense ur sdηєss iη ursmììlє,

hєαr ur ωσrds ììη ur sììlєηcє &

fєєl ur luv ììη ur αηgєr..

cσz тhy r ììηdєEd ur true soulmate....

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This is friendship

1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........

.

Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee RaheHo ?

.

Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere

Dost ki...

.

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Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha...

.

Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?

.

Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,

Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H

.

Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu

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Garib parivar

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya... . Essay me usne Likha: Ek Garib Parivar tha, . Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche bhi Garib . Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!!! . Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..! . Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..! . Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..! . Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..! . Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..! . Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha....

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