Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi Ghalib, .

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi Ghalib,

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Yoon baith kar TOILET mein zor lagana fazool

hai.........

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Note: Har shayari mein ladki nahi hoti........

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The person who loves you a lot

The person who loves you a lot

will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you

Silently CARING..

&

openly HURTING..

to make you feel PERFECT

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If you try to understand everything, you will not u

If you try to understand everything, you will not understand anything. Understand yourself, & you will understand everything.

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हे सूर्य देव

हे सूर्य देव आपके दर्शन जितने सुलभ है 
बाकी देवी देवता के दर्शन उतने ही दुर्लभ है 

और बाकी देवी देवता तो बहुत मनाने से आते है 
उनके दर्शन मैं तो जनम जनम लग जाते है 

सिर्फ आप ही ऐसे देव हो जो रोज़ बिन बुलाये ही आ जाते हो
और सभी भक्तो और पापियो को मुफ्त मैं ही दर्शन दे जाते हो

हे सूर्य देव आपको कोटी कोटी प्रणाम .

सुप्रभात !!!!

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Dil Hi Dil Mein Tujhe Pyar Karta Hoon.

Dil Hi Dil Mein Tujhe Pyar Karta Hoon.
Chup-Chup Kar Tera Deedar Karta Hoon.
Jin Galiyon Se Tera Guzarna Hai.
Unhin Galiyon Mein Tera Intezaar Karta Hoon... ♥

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thoda socha hai humne. thoda jana hai humne,

thoda socha hai humne. thoda jana hai humne,
mushkil se magar pahchana hai humne
koi humare dost jesa na tha
na hoga isliyeh dost unko mana hai humne......

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Nafrat tum kabhi na karna humse

Nafrat tum kabhi na karna humse
hum ye seh nahi payenge
ek baar keh dena hume zarurat nahi tumhari..
tumhari dunia se hum has ke chale jayeNge.. ..

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TAKLEEF Aur MOHABBAT

TAKLEEF Aur MOHABBAT
dono Insan ko Ansu de Jati Hai
Lekin-
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1 Farq He
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TAKLEEF
Kabi Na Kabi Khtam Ho Jati He
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Mgr MOHABBAT kbi Khtam Nhi Hoti...!

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Lash Hoon Main… Ab Dafna Bhi Dalo…

Lash Hoon Main… Ab Dafna Bhi Dalo…

Yahi Aakhri Rasam Bachi Hai Use Nibha Dalo…

Na Honge Ham Fir,Na Humari Yaaden…

Vo Saare Lamhe.. Saare Manzar Aaj Meri kabar Me Mila Dalo…

Maar To Diya Tha Bahut Pahle Hi Zindagi Ne Hamko…

Aaj Mere Sapno,Meri Khwahishon Ko Bhi Mere Sang Dafna Dalo…

Ab Yahi Aakhri Rasam Bachi Hai Use Nibha Dalo...!!

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ईश्वर को कभी देखा नही फिर भी जो महोब्बत है

ईश्वर को कभी देखा नही फिर भी जो महोब्बत है 
वो महोब्बत है वो , मेरे लिये 

आँखो से निकलते आसुँवो का जो वास्ता है
वो वास्ता है वो ,मेरे लिये 

मेरी हर साँस उसकी यादो से होकार गुजरती है
वो मेरी जिन्दगी नही ,लेकिन फिर भी इंतजार है .......♥

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DaRr nAhI lAgTa mUjHe hAaR jAaNe sE.

DaRr nAhI lAgTa mUjHe hAaR jAaNe sE.

HaArOgE tUm mErE dUrR jAaNeSe,

aAj pAaS hUn tOh qAdAr nAhI kArTe

yAqEeN kArO,,

tOoT jAoGe tUm mERE cHaLe jAaNesE......

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8 Best Moments In Life

best line

8 Best Moments In Life

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> Giving The 1st Salary To Ur

Parents.

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> Thinking Your Love With Tears.

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> Looking Old Photos & Smiling.

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> A Sweet & Emotional Chat With

Friends.

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> Holding Hands With Your Loved

Ones For A Walk.

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> Getting A Hug From One Who

Cares You.

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> 1st Kiss To Your Child When He /

She Is Born.

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> The Moments When Your Eyes

Are Filled With Tears After A Big

Laugh.

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Pyar Kabhi Purana Nahi Hota,

Pyar Kabhi Purana Nahi Hota,

Zindagi Ka Har-Pal Suhana Nahi Hota,

Juda Hona To Kismat Ki Baat Hai,

Par Judai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nahi Hota.Smje.

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Great Line By Bhagat Singh :-

Great Line By Bhagat Singh :-

Zindagi To Sirf Apne Dum Pr Hi Jee Jati H, Dusro Ke kndho Par 

To Sirf Janaze Utha Karte H..

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GOOD-MORNING.... :-)

:-)Moon is unhappy....... 

Sun is happy

Why...?

Because,

Moon is missing U and

Sun is wishing U.

A special,

GOOD-MORNING.... :-)

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Wo Kehti Hai...

Wo Kehti Hai....

Tumhe Mujh se Mohabbat Es Qadar Kiyun Hai.... Keh Mein Ik Aam Si Larki Tumhe Kiyun Khaas Lagti Hon..,,

Mein Kehta Hon....

Kabhi Khud Ko Meri Ankho Se Tum Dekho.... Meri Dewangi Kiyun Hai ye Khud Hi Jan Jao Gi.....

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Life is Just Like A Piano..

Life is Just Like A Piano..

White Keys r Happy Moments. Black Keys r Sad Moments.

Bt,Remember Both Keys r Played TO GET SWEET MUSIC OF LIFE..

Good morning

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A rupee is easy 2 earn...

A rupee is easy 2 earn...

but a smile is hard 2 find...

rupee loses its value...

smile increases its worth..

i lost a rupee when i post this pic 4 u...

but who cares!

i won ur smile... 

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Hum itne bi

Hum itne bi mitthe nhi k sugar ho jaye,

hum itne bi namkeen nhi k BP high ho jaye,

hum itne bi fikke nhi k swad na aye

hum itne bi bure nhi k yad na aaye:-)

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Nigaho me manzil thi

Nigaho me manzil thi

gire aur gir kar sambhalte rahe

hawao ne lakh koshishe ki

magar chirag aandhio me jalte rahe

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Face every thing with smile.

"If u manage to smile at any situation you are the winner

 of highest number of hearts in this world."

Face every thing with smile.

*Gud morning.*

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4 someone special

4 someone special

SUPERB LINE-

""Ek Minute Mein 'Zindgi' NaHi BadalTi..

Par

Ek Minute SoCh Kar Liya Huwa Faisla Puri 'Zindgi' BadaL 

Deta 

Hai.

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Agr milega waqt to btaenge unko,Unke diye

 Agr milega waqt to btaenge unko,Unke diye

 zakhm bhi dikhaenge unko,Unki yeh bhitamanna karenge puri 

ek 

din,jb niklegi akhri saans bhool jayenge unko.

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Aapki yado ko lekar Duniya se chale jayege

Aapki yado ko lekar Duniya se chale jayege

aasma me rahkar bhi aapko na bhul payege

Karoge yaad jo ek pal hume

to ban kar barish 

aapke kadmo me bikhar jayege 

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"INCREASE THE DOSE"

A Wise Physician said

The Best Medicine for Human is

"CARE & LOVE"

Some 1 asked,

if it doesn't work ? 

He Smiled & answered

"INCREASE THE DOSE"

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Tears are made of 1% water and 99% feelings

 Always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, 

but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry......................

Tears are made of 1% water and 99% feelings

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"If the loser smiles after losing the game :)

"If the loser smiles after losing the game :)

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the winner will lose the thrill of his victory" 

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Tats the "power of Smile".So keep smiling.. ;)

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Tere hone par b khud ko tanha samjhu

Tere hone par b khud ko tanha samjhu

main bewafa hu ya tujhe bewafa samjhu

zakham dete ho or marham b lagate ho

ye teri aadat h ya ada samjhu

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HuMe Aaj Bhi Us Ke Pyaar Ki Shiddat Roney Nahi Deti...

HuMe Aaj Bhi Us Ke Pyaar Ki Shiddat Roney Nahi Deti...

Wo Kahta Tha...

Mar Jaaunga Tumhare Aansuon Key Girne Se Pehle...

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LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to create a MEANING."

A great thinker was asked,

"What is d meaning of LIFE...??"

He replied,

"LIFE itself hs no meaning..LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to create a MEANING."

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Moon ne band ki lighting,

Moon ne band ki lighting,

Sun ne suru ki shining,

Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,

To hum bhi bol de aapko very very good morning...

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"Anything is valuable only in

"Anything is valuable only in

2 situations:

First - Before getting it

Second - After loosing it"

In between we don't realise its value...

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Dosti Zindagi Ka Wo Khubsurat Lamha Hai,

Dosti Zindagi Ka Wo Khubsurat Lamha Hai,

Jiska Andaz Sab Rishto Se Albela Hai,

Jise Mil Jaye Wo Tanhai Mein Bhi Khush Hai,

Aur Jise Na Mile Wo Bheed Mein Bhi Akela Hai..!

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Classic Answer : .

Classic Answer :
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Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
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Student : Obviously Moon..
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Teacher: How
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Student: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na!!!"=))

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Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho...

Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli..
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Murga:"Hum mar gye the kya.. ??
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Murgi:"Me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par..

Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho... :p :O :D

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Sabse jyada nasha kisme hota hai?

Sabse jyada nasha kisme hota hai?

Daru me-NO

Bhang me-NO

Pyar me-No

Paise me-No

sabse jyada nasha to kitabo me hota hai

 kholte hi nind aa jati hai. 

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Gadha-mera malik bahut marta he.

Gadha-mera malik bahut marta he.

Dog-to tu bhag ja.

Gadha-uski ladki jabpadhai nai karti to wo kehta teri shadi gadhe 

se kara dunga,

bas isi umid pe tika hu...

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1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha K

1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha K

Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:

Kya Haal Hai?

Admi Ghabra Kr:

Theek Hon, .

Phr Awaz Aai:

Kya Kr Rahe Ho?

Admi:

Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain, .

Phir Awaz Aai:

Main Aa Jaun?

Admi Pareshan Ho Gya 0r Jaldi Se Bola:

Nahi Nahi Main Busy Hon.

Phir Awaz Aai:

Acha Yaar Main Tumhen Baad Mein Call

Karta Hon.

Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet

Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab DeRaha Hai.:D :P

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Wife apne Husband se boli:"

Dekho Ji , Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo..

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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli:" Madam Ji, Achhi Tarah se Samjha do,

Main to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi...:p :O :D

Wife Shocked

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Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana,

Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana,

Koi itna palko pe bityaye to batana,

Pyar kar to lega her koi,

Par koi meri tarah nibhaye to batana...

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Dhekho bhaiyo and unki behno aai kal kuch

Dhekho bhaiyo and unki behno aai kal kuch

free m nai ata so aap sbse se request h ki
kisi ko paise deke page promote krwana h
tbhi samaprk kre:p
else page pe post padhe and maje mare;)

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India rockss !!!

Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA
border
par anda diya
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Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne
lage Aakhir faisla ye hua ki
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Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada
ladkiyo
ko kiss
karega Anda uska .
Indian CHINA gaye or 20,000
ladkiyo ko kiss kiya
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CHINA wale excited ho ke- ab
hamari baari .
Indian- chal yaar, anda tum
rakh
lo :D:P
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India rockss !!!

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Respect peoples feeling !

Respect peoples feeling !

Ever if it doesn't mean anything to you , it could mean everything to them.....!!!!!!

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Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR..

4 girls sitting in a group can say:" Tera bhai badamast dikhta hai..Introduction to karwa......But 4 guys in a group can never say:" Teri Behanto mast lagti hai............Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR.. :p :D

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Uncle :- Beta kya kar rahe ho aaj kal ?

Boy :- Ji Engineering !

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Uncle :- ohh ! Humko laga padhai wadhai karte

hoge :p

hehehe thoko LIKES

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Sirf Mohobbat he nahi hai duniya mein, jo dard ke

Sirf Mohobbat he nahi hai duniya mein, jo dard ke

liye zimmedaar hai... </3

Kambakht Sunday ke baad Monday bhi bahot

takleef deta hai.. ;) X_X

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Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Wah wah

Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

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Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi

Babita niche kyu aati h .

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Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where do you live ?

Johnny : With my parents

Police : Where does your parents live ?

Johnny : With me

Police : Where do you all live ?…

Johnny : Together

Police : Where is your house ?

Johnny : Next to my neighbours house

Police : Where is your neighbour’s house ?

Johnny : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Police : Tell me

Johnny : Next to my house.

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Definition of TIME.

Definition of TIME.

SLOW. when u wait!

FAST. when u'r Afraid

LONG. when u'r Sad

SHORT. when u'r happy

ENDLESS. when u'r at Pain

Time can only be determined by your feelings and your mental condition not by clock!

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Newton's 1st law of love

Newton's 1st law of love
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Love can neither be created nor can be destroyed
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It can be only transferred from
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Ex to Next :p :D 

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