Friend

Without humor , Life sucks

Without courage , Life is hard

Without love , Life is hopeless

Without friend like you , Life is impossible 

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No ...

Mat phenka pani me pathar

Usko bhi peeta hai koi

Mat raho you udas zindgi me 

Tumhe dekh kar bhi koi jita hai .

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life

zindagi badi udas h
dog ko lagi pyas h
mujhe duniya se na koi
aas h
cow khati ghas h
phone tut jaye uska
jisne b socha meri poem bakwas h.

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1

1Nazar dekh le meherbani ho jayegi
 

ye mat soch k pareshani ho jayegi
 

aitbar nahi to 1mouka de ke dekh
 

itna chahenge k tu diwani ho jayegi.

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near

mIlke BHi hUM nAA MilE TuMsE Na jAne kyu..?
 

mIloo ke HAi fAASle TUmSe nA jaAnE KyUuUu...?
 

KaISe bTayE KyU TuJkO ChAhE YaArA BatA nA PaayE BaAtE 

dIlo kI DeKHo jO BaKi AaKe TuJhE 

SamjHaYE...

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One day

Jis din apni kismat ka sikka chalega ,


Us din heads bhi apna hoga or tails bhi ..

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Life

Its that day again!

When nothings okay!

You pushed me away!

And its time to say!!!

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LIfe

Jindgi wo haai jo jina nahi chahte ham ,
bs yeh yari hai jiska jahar pina nahi chahte ham .

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The nights are so unkind

Don’t leave me in all this pain
 

Don’t leave me out in the rain
 

Come back and bring back my smile
 

Come and take these tears away 

I need your arms to hold me now
 

The nights are so unkind

Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

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okay

If he makes you laugh, kisses you, says he’s sorry, makes an effort, hold your hand, attempts to understand you, then believe it or not, He’s PERFECT.

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munni

Hindi Teacher:"Prasang Sahit
Nimn likhit Pankti ka varnan
Kijiye:"Munni badnaam hui,
Darling tere liye"
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Student:"Ye Pankti bollywood
ke prasidh Kavi Shri Salman Khan
ke chalchitra''Dabang''ke
"Munni Badnaam namak kavita se
li gyi hai..
Is kavita mein Kavi mayavi
Sundri Malaika arora ko
sambodhit karte huye pyar mein
badnaam hone ki
prerna dete hai..
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Kavi ne is kavita ke madhyam se
munni ki tulna
jhandu baam athva atom bomb se
ki hai..
is kavita se hume kavi ki gehri
soch aur tulnatmak
smriti ka ehsaas hota hai...

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LOve

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya...


Jo Pyar Karne pe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi


Kya...


Intezar To Sab Karte He Saanse Tutne Tak...


Jo Sath Na De Sake Muskilon Me Wo Yaar Hi


Kya...

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BE aware

BSNL ka network


AIRTEL ka balance aur


FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka...
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Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye


To Zara Bachake Boys

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Thinking

Jisse mohabbat ki jaye..


Uske bare me Zyada sochna nahi chahiye..

Kyun ki Soch SHAQ ko janam deti hai..


Aur SHAQ MOHABBAT Ko khatam kar deta hai..

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LOVE

Mohabbat ka irada ab badal jana bhi mushkil hai,


Tumhe khona bhi mushkil hai, tumhe pana bhi mushkil hai,


Udasi tere chehre ki gawara bhi nhi lekin,


Tere khatir sitare tod kar lana bhi mushkil hai,


Zara si baat par aankhe bhigo k baith jati ho,


Tumhe to apne dil ka haal batana bhi mushkil hai...

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OPPSSSSSSSSSs

2 ladkiyan best friends thi...


Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai


Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili


Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi


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Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht


ziada shak krti thi k


kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta


Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office


se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai


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ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai


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Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum


ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na


tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

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Girls v/s Boys

Girl to her friends:" Mujhe tumhari help
chahiye..
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Girl 1:" yaar me toh khud busy hu..
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Girl 2:" Yaar mummy ne jaldi ghar bulaya hai
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Girl 3:" kya tune meri help ki thi.. ??
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Boy to his Friends:" yaar ek
panga ho gaya
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Boy 1:" bol kitne bande bulaun :@
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Boy 2:" Maa behan ek kar dunga,
bata kaun hai ..??
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Boy 3:" kiski itni himmat apne bhai se panga
kare...:@

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Strange fact

Strange fact ;
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Dunya main ek saanp aisa bi hai
jo har sec mai 0.5cm lamba hota
hai
aur thodi dair baad khud ko
kaat k mar jata hai..
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Ye saanp"NOKIA"ki Games mai
paya
jata hai!

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Because broken

When time comes for u to give your heart someone,

make sure u select someone,

who will never break your heart, 

Because broken

hearts has never spare parts.

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Unki Arzoo Meri Zindgi Ka Woh Khwaab Hai..

Unki Arzoo Meri Zindgi Ka Woh Khwaab Hai..


Jiski Manzil Hi Nhi Rasta Bhi Kharab Hai..


Hansi Se Mere Dard Ka Andazaa Na Lagana..


Dil Ka Har Panna Dard Ki Kitaab Hai..

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SAnta n jokes

Ek Accident Hua…
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Bahot Bheed jama Ho Gayi…
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Santa Ko Dekhne Ka Mauka Nahi
Mil Raha Tha!
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Usne Bahot Koshish Ki Par Kuch Bhi nahi Dekh
Paaya
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Santa Dimaag Laga Kar Bola –
Ye Mera BAAP Hai...
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Bheed Peechhe Hati…
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To Dekha KUTTA Mara Pada Tha.!

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Lines in hindi by Abdul kalam former president of india

GREAT LINE BY ABDUL KALAM:-
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"INTZAAR KARNE WALON KO SIRF
UTNA HI MILTA HAI
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JITNA KOSHISH KARNE WALON SE
BACH JATA HAI"
TRY EVER WAIT NEVER

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Girls v/s Boys

2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, Darling
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And when they talk on their backs
about
them
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt
main tu pura
yeda lag raha hy
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se
mazakk:?
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And when they talk on their backs
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1st: mast banda hy yar
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2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai..
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I'm a genius!!! :-)

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot 

&

Robert Watt was a fool.

One was a detective, 
&

Other invented radar.

But neither of them ever found you.

I'm a genius!!! :-)

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Sorry

Mujhe Maaf Kar Mere Hamsafar


Tujhe Chahna Meri Bhool Thi...


Kisi Raah Par Jo Uthi Nazar

Tujhe Dekhna Meri Bhool Thi...


Koi Nazam Ho Koi Ghazal Ho


Kahin Raat Ho Kahin Seher Ho...


Woh Gali Gali Woh Sheher Sheher


Tujhe Dhoondna Meri Bhool Thi...

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Life

Ye Zindagi Bhi Kitna Tadpati Hai.. 


Kabi Dil Ko Sehlati Hai Kabi Jalati Hai.. 


Kabhi Jeet Dilati Hai Kabi Haar Me Bebas Banati Hai.. 


Kabi Tufaan Me Kashti Paar Lagati Hai Kabi Dubati Hai..!

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Public

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko


Saath Wale Toilet Se Aawaz aayi:


KyaHaal Hai Yaar?


Wo Ghabra Ke Bola: Fine! Theek Hun!


Fir Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar Rahe Ho?


Aadmi: Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hun!


Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun Abi Tumhare


Paas?


Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Na Na Na.


Main Boht


Busy Hun!



Then Aawaz aayi:



Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun.



Pata Nhi Kon kamina Dusrey Toilet Se


Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha


Hai. . . !!! :=P

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Tere ekrar Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya Hai...

Parchhayi Meri Bhi Maine Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai...

Har Saans Meri Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai...


Tere ekrar Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya Hai...


Duniya Ne Meri Zindagi Badnaam Kar Rakhi Hai...

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Mohabbat Ki Wo Pehli Nigaah Talash Karein...!!

Koi Sukoon Ki Jagah Talash Karein,


Aa Mil Ke Wafaa Talash Karein,


Jurm Dono Ka Hai Ek Jaisa,


Aa Ek Jaisi Sazaa Talash Karein,


Gham Seene Mein Jo Kahin Ruk Na Jaaye,


Aa Aisi Aab-o-Hawa Talash Karein,


Dono Apni Anaa Mein Na Mit Jayein,


Aa Koi Darmiyani Si Raah Talash Karein,


Zindagi Apni Kabhi Doori Mein Na Bant Jaaye,


Aao Hum Apni Apni Khata Talash Karein,


Dekhte Hi Dekhte Jo Dil Mein Utar Jaaye


Mohabbat Ki Wo Pehli Nigaah Talash Karein...!!

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MOm

Mom ne apni beti ko pyar karne ka
style sikhaya,
Mom: Jab bf kiss karne lage to bolo"Don't"
Jab gale lage to bolo"Stop"
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.2nd day
Beti: Mom usne dono ek sath kiya
to maine bola "Don't stop"

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Jai HOOO

Pappu proposed a girl with a romantic poem;)

Kutta mar gaya razai mein...

Main pagal hu teri judai mein...

Haathi nali mein beh nahi sakta...

Ye banda tere bin rah nahi sakta...

ha ha ha ...

How Many Likes*** ForThe Unique Proposal

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Sardar

Read Must and Must Share...
AAJ EK POST... SARDARO KE
NAAM..
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Ek baar ek college ka group
picnic
pe delhi gaya..
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Jaise hi train se utra ek
riksha wale ko rukaya aur
pura delhi dikhane k liye
usse fix kiya Rikshawala
saradar tha..
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Tabhi sab ko masti chadhi
unhone ek dusare ko
sardaar wale joke sunana
chalu kiya Par Wo sardaar
gussa hone k bajay inke
sath has raha tha..
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Toh ladke confuse ho gaye
Sab kuch ghumne k baad wo
train station par aagaye
aur unhone rikshawale ko
uske paise de diye
Tabhi riksha wale sardaar
ne har ek
student k haat pe 1 rs ka
sikka rakha..
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Toh ek ladke ne pucha
humane aap par itne jokes
sunaye apko gussa nai
aaya.. ??
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Upar se aap hume paise de
rahe ho ??
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Toh wo sardar bola Aap ki
umar hai aap nai karoge to
kaun karega masti..
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Aap jab apne shehar jaoo
waha kahi bhi sardar
bhikari apke pass aaye to
ye sikka usse de dena..
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But aaj bhi wo coin un ladko
k jeb me hai Ek bhi sardaar
bhik nai mangta
Wo garage kholega..
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Truck chalayega
but bhik nai mangega They
contribute 35% tax from
india
They are only 1.4 % of total
population There are more
than 50,000 soilders
in Indian army they help
45%
charitis :))

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shaks

Kya Baat Kahiye Duniya Ki

Har Shakhs Ke Apne Afsaane Hain

Jo Saamne Hai Usse Log Bura Kehte Hain

Jisko Dekha Nahi Kabhi Usse Khuda Kehte Hain!

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Life isn`t about waiting for the right time to come.

Life isn`t about waiting for the right time to come.

It`s all about doing all the right things in the time that is given to you.

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India

Iss se jyada talent or kaha
milega
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India me ladke bike chalate
huye Cigratte jala lete hai,,,
msg bhi typekar late hain..
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(‘,’)/
<)) Oh bhai
_// samne dekh Le nhi to msg
k sath khud bhi send ho
jayega..

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Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi...

Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi...

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agar daaru piyogey to 9-10 saal m mar jaoge

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lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to

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bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho

kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuchnhi pta

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Dil ka tootna toh ek bahana tha

Dil ka tootna toh ek bahana tha

Rab ko toh apna badla chukana tha

Toote ya toda jaye dil ko na hoga koi asar

Hum yuhi chalte rahenge chahe kabhi ho na seher.

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बुरा आचरण थोड़ी देर के लिए

बुरा आचरण थोड़ी देर के लिए ध्यान खीँच सकता है लेकिन प्रभावित नही 


कर सकता है

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Parents v/s CHILDREN

It has been scientifically proven that children are twice as

more influenced by the television than their own parents.

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Fact About USA

America uses 2.5 million plastic bottles every hour, 

It takes a plastic bottle 450 years to decompose/breakdown.

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Being happy doesn't always make us grateful,

Being happy doesn't always make us grateful, 

But being grateful will always make us happy.

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We are human.

We are human.

We are not perfect. 

We try things.

We make mistakes. 

We fall. We get hurt. 

We rise again. 

We keep learning.

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