SAnta n jokes

Ek Accident Hua…
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Bahot Bheed jama Ho Gayi…
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Santa Ko Dekhne Ka Mauka Nahi
Mil Raha Tha!
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Usne Bahot Koshish Ki Par Kuch Bhi nahi Dekh
Paaya
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Santa Dimaag Laga Kar Bola –
Ye Mera BAAP Hai...
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Bheed Peechhe Hati…
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To Dekha KUTTA Mara Pada Tha.!