Girls v/s Boys

2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, Darling
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And when they talk on their backs
about
them
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt
main tu pura
yeda lag raha hy
.
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se
mazakk:?
.
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And when they talk on their backs
.
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1st: mast banda hy yar
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2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai..
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