Friday, 16 August 2013
Girl
A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE:
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Name:" Girl
Symbol:" Gl
Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to ask..
Physical properties:"
1. Boils at any time,
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2. Melts when handled with love and care,
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3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
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1. Very reactive,
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2. Highly unstable,
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3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent..
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2. Volatile when left alone..
Occurrence:".
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Mostly found infront of the mirrors..
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Name:" Girl
Symbol:" Gl
Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to ask..
Physical properties:"
1. Boils at any time,
..
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
..
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
..
1. Very reactive,
..
2. Highly unstable,
..
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent..
..
2. Volatile when left alone..
Occurrence:".
..
Mostly found infront of the mirrors..
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Friend
sum lines for a special frnd...... From Rishabh Baid
lgta h tu bhul gya h vo sath bitayein din......
vo masti
va mazak
vo emotional hona
logo ko pareshan krna
mera tuje marna
nauty batei krna..
tu aise kaise ja skta hain bina btaye bina mile......
aur ab bol rha hai kbi vaps nai aaega.....
kya tu muje chod k jaegaaa......
hume chod k jana chhata h......
muje nai pta tu bs vaps aaja.....
pls vaps aaajaaaa............
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lgta h tu bhul gya h vo sath bitayein din......
vo masti
va mazak
vo emotional hona
logo ko pareshan krna
mera tuje marna
nauty batei krna..
tu aise kaise ja skta hain bina btaye bina mile......
aur ab bol rha hai kbi vaps nai aaega.....
kya tu muje chod k jaegaaa......
hume chod k jana chhata h......
muje nai pta tu bs vaps aaja.....
pls vaps aaajaaaa............
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"We can't Recover 5 things in Life,
"We can't Recover 5 things in Life,
'Stone after thrown,
Words after spoken,
Occasion after missed,
Time after gone,
&
Trust After Lost.
So, We'd be cautious!
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'Stone after thrown,
Words after spoken,
Occasion after missed,
Time after gone,
&
Trust After Lost.
So, We'd be cautious!
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White
Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in
color ?? (15 marks)
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Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN
cylinder,
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Oxygen is a gas,
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GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
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FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
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.
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
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SUN produces LIGHT,
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LIGHT comes from bulbs,
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Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS
tree,
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CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
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GIFTS are given by SANTA,
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SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
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NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
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POLAR BEARS are WHITE..
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.
That's why ambulance is WHITE...
.
.
Do not play with
students feelings..
.
.
We can write anything for good
marks... Dont even think to play wid students....
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color ?? (15 marks)
.
Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN
cylinder,
.
.
Oxygen is a gas,
.
.
GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
.
.
FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
.
.
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
.
.
SUN produces LIGHT,
.
.
LIGHT comes from bulbs,
.
.
Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS
tree,
.
.
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
.
.
GIFTS are given by SANTA,
.
.
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
.
.
NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
.
.
POLAR BEARS are WHITE..
.
.
That's why ambulance is WHITE...
.
.
Do not play with
students feelings..
.
.
We can write anything for good
marks... Dont even think to play wid students....
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Na Jane Kya hoga Agar,
Na Jane Kya Hoga Agar
Na Mil Sake Tum..
Saanse To Chalegi Par
Na Zinda Honge Hum..!!
Dil Me Gile To Honge
Bahut.. Mgar Khamosh
Rahenge Fir Bhi Hum..!!
Na Chaha Tha Na Chahenge
Kisi Ko Itna..
Ji Liya Sayad Jina
Tha Jitna..!!
Bas Fir Khuda Se Ek Hi
Duaa Krenge Hum..
Tum Hame Bhul Jao Or
Zindgi Ko Hum..!!
Meri Bhi Sari Khushiya
Mile Tumhe.. Tere Gam Bhi
Chin Lenge Hum..!!
Agar Esa Ho Jae To Haar
Kar Bhi Jeet Jayenge Hum..
Tumhe Dil Se Juda Kese
Kar Payenge Hum..!!
Ab Khuda Se Bas Yahi
Eltjaa Hai Meri..
Ya To Milade Tumse Ya
Mout De De Mujhe Or
Aajad Kar De Es Duniya Se Mujhe..!!
Na Mil Sake Tum..
Saanse To Chalegi Par
Na Zinda Honge Hum..!!
Dil Me Gile To Honge
Bahut.. Mgar Khamosh
Rahenge Fir Bhi Hum..!!
Na Chaha Tha Na Chahenge
Kisi Ko Itna..
Ji Liya Sayad Jina
Tha Jitna..!!
Bas Fir Khuda Se Ek Hi
Duaa Krenge Hum..
Tum Hame Bhul Jao Or
Zindgi Ko Hum..!!
Meri Bhi Sari Khushiya
Mile Tumhe.. Tere Gam Bhi
Chin Lenge Hum..!!
Agar Esa Ho Jae To Haar
Kar Bhi Jeet Jayenge Hum..
Tumhe Dil Se Juda Kese
Kar Payenge Hum..!!
Ab Khuda Se Bas Yahi
Eltjaa Hai Meri..
Ya To Milade Tumse Ya
Mout De De Mujhe Or
Aajad Kar De Es Duniya Se Mujhe..!!
Dear friends, I would like to share one
Dear friends, I would
like to share one
message with all of u---
If you have a function/
party at your home and
when you see lots of
food may get
wasted ,Pls don't
hesitate to call 1098 (IN
INDIA ONLY) - child help
line. They will come and
collect the food. Please
circulate this message
which can help feed
many children. PLEASE,
DON 'T BREAK THIS
CHAIN, "Helping hands
are better than Praying
Lips".
JAI HIND.
JAI HIND.
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Ashiqui ki had
आशिकी की हद!
एक लड़की ने एक लड़के को फोन किया।
लड़की: हेल्लो डार्लिंग।
लड़का: ओह्ह जानू कैसी हो?
लड़की: कहाँ हो यार सुबह से?
लड़का: अरे हम तो खोये हुए हैं आपकी आँखों में।
लड़की: अभी क्या कर रहे हो?
लड़का: तुम्हारी तस्वीर देख रहा हूँ कहीं और दिल ही नहीं लग रहा आज कल।
लड़की: पर मैंने तो तुम्हे कोई अपनी तस्वीर दी ही नहीं।
लड़का: अरे मेरे दिल में छपी है बरसों से।
लड़की: पर हम तो परसों ही मिले हैं?
लड़का: तुम्हारे बिना हर एक पल बरसों की तरह है पिंकी।
लड़की: पिंकी? ये पिंकी कौन है मैं तो निशा हूँ।
लड़का: तुमसे बात करके मैं सब भूल जाता हूँ।
लड़की: तुम अजय बोल रहे हो ना?
लड़का: घर वाले समीर बुलाते हैं लेकिन वो गलत हो सकते हैं तुम नहीं।
लड़की: यह 9622XXXXXX है ना?
लड़का: अब तक नहीं था पर अब से यही है।
एक लड़की ने एक लड़के को फोन किया।
लड़की: हेल्लो डार्लिंग।
लड़का: ओह्ह जानू कैसी हो?
लड़की: कहाँ हो यार सुबह से?
लड़का: अरे हम तो खोये हुए हैं आपकी आँखों में।
लड़की: अभी क्या कर रहे हो?
लड़का: तुम्हारी तस्वीर देख रहा हूँ कहीं और दिल ही नहीं लग रहा आज कल।
लड़की: पर मैंने तो तुम्हे कोई अपनी तस्वीर दी ही नहीं।
लड़का: अरे मेरे दिल में छपी है बरसों से।
लड़की: पर हम तो परसों ही मिले हैं?
लड़का: तुम्हारे बिना हर एक पल बरसों की तरह है पिंकी।
लड़की: पिंकी? ये पिंकी कौन है मैं तो निशा हूँ।
लड़का: तुमसे बात करके मैं सब भूल जाता हूँ।
लड़की: तुम अजय बोल रहे हो ना?
लड़का: घर वाले समीर बुलाते हैं लेकिन वो गलत हो सकते हैं तुम नहीं।
लड़की: यह 9622XXXXXX है ना?
लड़का: अब तक नहीं था पर अब से यही है।
Bill Gates
BILL GATES in a restaurant.
After eating, he gave 5$ to the waiter as a tip.
The waiter had a strange feeling on his face after
the tip.
Gates realized & asked.What happened?
Waiter: I'm just amazed Bcoz on the same table ur
son gave
Tip Of... 500$... & u his Father, richest man in the
world Only Gave 5$...?
Gates Smiled & Replied With Meaningful words:
"He is Son of the world's richest man, but i am the
son of a
wood cutter...
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After eating, he gave 5$ to the waiter as a tip.
The waiter had a strange feeling on his face after
the tip.
Gates realized & asked.What happened?
Waiter: I'm just amazed Bcoz on the same table ur
son gave
Tip Of... 500$... & u his Father, richest man in the
world Only Gave 5$...?
Gates Smiled & Replied With Meaningful words:
"He is Son of the world's richest man, but i am the
son of a
wood cutter...
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Big boss
1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh
diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT,
Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..
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diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT,
Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..
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Arz Kiya Hai.... .
Arz Kiya Hai....
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki
Bas Itni
Si Kahaani Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki
Bas Itni
Si Kahaani
Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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. 20% To Hum
Bachpan Se Kamine
The....
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80% Facebook /
Twitter / Bbm/
Whatsapp Ki
Meharbaani
Hai......
rkb DX GROUP
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki
Bas Itni
Si Kahaani Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki
Bas Itni
Si Kahaani
Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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. 20% To Hum
Bachpan Se Kamine
The....
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80% Facebook /
Twitter / Bbm/
Whatsapp Ki
Meharbaani
Hai......
rkb DX GROUP
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Reality RISHABH BAID DX GROUP
Every Boy's Wish - I'm not a Prince,
But my Life Partner should be a
Princess.. ..!!
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Real Man wish - My Life Partner may
not be a Princess,
but I promise I'll treat her like a
Princess...
RISHABH BAID DX GROUP
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But my Life Partner should be a
Princess.. ..!!
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Real Man wish - My Life Partner may
not be a Princess,
but I promise I'll treat her like a
Princess...
RISHABH BAID DX GROUP
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Global technologies
Different Technologies & Their Founders__
1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue & Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats up: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley& Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom,Janus Friis& Reid Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
technologies Around the Globe
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1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue & Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats up: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley& Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom,Janus Friis& Reid Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger: Evan Willams
technologies Around the Globe
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General knowledge
1. 2012 Olympics is held at ?
Answer: London
2. Venue of 2016 Olympics (The
next Olympics will be held at) ?
Answer: Rio de Genero (Brazil)
3. Venue of 2014 Winter Olympics ?
Answer: Sochi (Russia)
4. 2012 Summer Paralympics is
held at ?
Answer: London
5. Venue of 2016 Summer
Paralympics ?
Answer: Rio de Genero (Brazil)
6. Venue of 2014 Winter
Paralympics ?
Answer: Sochi (Russia)
7. 2010 World Cup Football was
held at ?
Answer: South Africa
8. Where is the venue of 2014
World Cup Football ?
Answer: Brazil
9. Brand ambassador of the 2014
FIFA World Cup ?
Answer: Pele
10. Where is the venue of 2018
FIFA World Cup ?
Answer: Russia
11. Where is the venue of 2022
World Cup Football ?
Answer: Qatar
12. 2010 Commonwealth Games was
held at ?
Answer: Delhi
13. 2014 Commonwealth Games will
be held at ?
Answer: Glasgow (Scotland)
14. Where is the Venue of 2018
Commonwealth Games ?
Answer: Gold Coast (Australia)
15. 2012 Euro Cup Football was
held at ? Answer: Poland and
Ukraine
16. Where is the Venue of 2016
Euro Cup Football ?
Answer: France
17. Where is the Venue of 2015
World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: Australia and New Zealand
18. Which country host the 2019
World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: England
19. Which country host the 2014
T-20 World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: Bangladesh
20. Which country host the 2016
T-20 World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: India
21. Where is the Venue of 2013
Asian Games ?
Answer: Inchean (South Korea)
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Answer: London
2. Venue of 2016 Olympics (The
next Olympics will be held at) ?
Answer: Rio de Genero (Brazil)
3. Venue of 2014 Winter Olympics ?
Answer: Sochi (Russia)
4. 2012 Summer Paralympics is
held at ?
Answer: London
5. Venue of 2016 Summer
Paralympics ?
Answer: Rio de Genero (Brazil)
6. Venue of 2014 Winter
Paralympics ?
Answer: Sochi (Russia)
7. 2010 World Cup Football was
held at ?
Answer: South Africa
8. Where is the venue of 2014
World Cup Football ?
Answer: Brazil
9. Brand ambassador of the 2014
FIFA World Cup ?
Answer: Pele
10. Where is the venue of 2018
FIFA World Cup ?
Answer: Russia
11. Where is the venue of 2022
World Cup Football ?
Answer: Qatar
12. 2010 Commonwealth Games was
held at ?
Answer: Delhi
13. 2014 Commonwealth Games will
be held at ?
Answer: Glasgow (Scotland)
14. Where is the Venue of 2018
Commonwealth Games ?
Answer: Gold Coast (Australia)
15. 2012 Euro Cup Football was
held at ? Answer: Poland and
Ukraine
16. Where is the Venue of 2016
Euro Cup Football ?
Answer: France
17. Where is the Venue of 2015
World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: Australia and New Zealand
18. Which country host the 2019
World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: England
19. Which country host the 2014
T-20 World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: Bangladesh
20. Which country host the 2016
T-20 World Cup Cricket ?
Answer: India
21. Where is the Venue of 2013
Asian Games ?
Answer: Inchean (South Korea)
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Life
Somewhere I Heard..
Life is Beautiful..
But Very Soon I Released..
Lots of
Conditions Apply..!!gm to all frnds
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Life is Beautiful..
But Very Soon I Released..
Lots of
Conditions Apply..!!gm to all frnds
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