Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....

Tumhe barish pasand h , mujhe barish me tum...


Tumhe bolna pasand h , mujhe bolte hue tum...


Tumhe hasna pasand h mujhe haste hue tum ...


Tumhe sab pasand h mujhe bas TUM....

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Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

Kal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi Tha

Kal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray The

Kal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi Tha

Kal Badal Kaale Gehray The

Kal Chand Pay Lakhon Pahray The

Kuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad Ke

Bari Dair Se Dil Mein Thehray The

Kal Yaadein Uljhi Uljhi Thi

Aur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi Thi

Kal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye The

Kal Yaad Bahut Tum Aaye The

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Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,

Pyaar wo ehsaas hai jo mitata nahi,

Pyaar wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi,

Pyaar ki keemat kya hai humse pucho,

Pyaar wo anmol hira hai jo bikta nahi…

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Love

 "Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
.
Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
.
Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,
.
Yeh keisa khawb aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum...
"

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Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara

Zindagi Mein Bar Bar Sahara
Nahi Milta...
Bar Bar Koi Pyar Se Pyara Nahi
Milta...

Hai Jo Pas Use Sambhal Ke
Rakhna...
Kho Kar Wo Fir Kabhi Dubara
Nahi Milta...

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Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam

 "Kahanian Ab Badal Gaen hain... 

Na ab woh Ankhen k jin mein Khawbon k sary mousam 

Gulaab mousam bany huway thay!!! 

Na ab woh shamen k jin me teri Haseen baten,,,,,,, 

Rafiq lagti thi Zehn-o-Dil ko!!! 

Woh Saaray Mausam BadaL Gaye hain.... 

Na wasl ka koi khuwaab baqi, 

Na ab woh harf-e-sukhan raha hai" 

Kahanian Ab BaDal gae Hain" 

Tumhaaray Jaany k baad youn bhi 

Jo khuwaab aankhon mein chahton ka yaqeen ban kar thehr gaye thay 

Woh khuwaab saaray bikhar gaye hain 

Malal Dil mein utar gaye hain 

Na zindgi hai na zindgi mein visal mosam ki chah koi 

Na Shayri hai na shayri mein jo Dukh hai is se panah koi 

Jo such tha ab jhoot ho gaya hai 

Jo din mein Sooraj bana huwa tha 

Woh shab ki tareek wadion mein hi kho gae hai 

Kahanian Ab badal gae hain..

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ • Rishabh Baid • ஜ۩۞۩ஜ"

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Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil se nahin jati,

Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,kabhi dil se
nahin jati,
Hazaron rang hain iss ke,ajab hi dhang hain iss
ke;
Kabhi sehra,
Kabhi darya
Kabhi jugnu
Kabhi ansu
Hazaron roop rakhti hai,
Badan jhulsa ke jo rakh de ,kabhi wo dhoop
rakhti hai.
Kabhi ban kar ye ik jugnu,shab-e-gh am k
andhairon mein
Dilon ko aas deti hai,kabhi manzil kinaray par
Pyasa maar deti hai
Aziyat hi aziyat hai magar yeh bhi haqiqat hai
MOHABBAT PHIR MOHABBAT Hai..

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pyar

Pyaar ne pucha zindagi kya hai?

humne kaha tere bin kuch nahi.

usne fir pucha dard kya hai?

humne kaha jab tu sang nahi.

pyaar ne pucha mohabbat kaha hai?

humne kaha mere dil me kahi.

usne fir pucha khuda kaha hai?

humne ne kaha tujhme kahi.

pyaar ne pucha humse ishq kyu hai?

humne kaha usko bhi pata nahi

usne fir pucha itni bechaini kyu hai?

humne kaha isme kasoor mera nahi.

pyaar ne pucha aetbaar karoge

mera?

humne kaha tumse badkar koi nahi.

usne fir pucha saath doge mera?

humne kaha kyu nahi kyu nahi!!… apni akhiri

saans tak..

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cool

If he makes you laugh, kisses you, says he’s sorry, makes an effort, hold your hand, attempts to understand you, then believe it or not, He’s PERFECT.

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Feku jokes

FEKU ko ek bandar mila. Wo use Police station le gaya.


Inspector: Ise zoo le jao.


Agle din Inspector ne feku ko bandar k saath bustop pe dekha.

Inspector: Ise zoo nahi lekar gaye?


Feku: Kal main ise zoo le gaya tha,bahut maza aaya. Aaj hum dono film dekhne ja rahe hai. :P:

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I Think I m In LOVE

Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai..!

Meri bhi raato ki neende udne lagi hain,

Or Din ka karaar khone laga h..!

Koi mere bhi sapno me aane laga h,

To koi mere khayalo me bhi sone laga h..!

Koi Meri bhi dhadkaney badhane laga h,

To koi mere bhi sapne sajone laga h..!

Kisi ki judai mujhe bhi satane lagi h,

To koi meri bhi yaado'n me palke'n bhigonelaga

h..!

Koi meri bhi baato'n pe muskrane laga h,

to koi meri berukhi pe bhi rone laga h..!

Shayed hume bhi pyar hone laga hai..!!

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SABKA MAALIK EK

MASJID = 6 words

CHURCH = 6 words

MANDIR = 6 words

and

QURAN = 5 words

BIBLE = 5 words

GEETA = 5 words

Sabhi ka Ek He Updesh. 6-5 = 1

SABKA MAALIK EK

iss Bar sabhi ko Like krna padega

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Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...

Main nahi hon apny wajood me...

Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya...

Mere sath rehta hai ek shakhs...

Koi jadoo us nay chala diya...

Meri rooh me wo sama gaya...

Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya...

Meri zindagi wo ban gaya...

Mujhe jeena us nay sikha diya...

Main to khud se bhi the na aashna...

Mujhe mujh se us nay mila diya...

Meri zindagi ko badal diya...

Muje khush naseeb bana diya...

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Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...

Boy : I Love You.. Pehli Nazar Mai Hi Tumhara

Ashiq Ban Geya Hu... Du Love Me ?

Girl : Hmmm Mai Tumhe Eik Sawal Puchti Hu

Ager Tum Jit Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De

Dungi ?

Ladka Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jane

Lagta Hai

Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nahi Chahiye

Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara

Pyar Chahiye Jit Mai Mila Hua Inam Nahi...

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Lottery

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli,

Company Ne Socha k Achanak

Btayenge

To Ladki

Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ,

.

.

Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or

Kaha k .

ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se Btana Ki

Wo

Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,

.

Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha

. Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka Inaam

Nikle

To Kya

Krogi..??

.

Ladki:"Aap Ke Samne Dance Karungi

Aap

Se Pyar Krungi,

Shadi Karlungi,

Yehi Nahi,

Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe Dedungi..

.

. Ye sun kar Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar

Gaya...

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Proud to be my Friends

To Hum Garv se kahenge 

'That's My FRIEND' 

Aur Apki Har hui 

To Hath Pkad k Aap k Pas Bethenge 

Aur Khenge 'I M Your Friend'.

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UTTAM SUVICHAR:

UTTAM SUVICHAR:

Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha Yaar".

Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta". 

Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok".

Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do".

Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".

Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta Hai".....

Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k....

"Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath,

To Aaj Kholna Na Padta Auozaro K Saath"

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Trust

Trust d prsn who can sense ur sdηєss iη ursmììlє,

hєαr ur ωσrds ììη ur sììlєηcє &

fєєl ur luv ììη ur αηgєr..

cσz тhy r ììηdєEd ur true soulmate....

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This is friendship

1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........

.

Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee RaheHo ?

.

Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere

Dost ki...

.

.

Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha...

.

Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?

.

Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,

Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H

.

Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu

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Garib parivar

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya... . Essay me usne Likha: Ek Garib Parivar tha, . Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche bhi Garib . Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!!! . Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..! . Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..! . Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..! . Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..! . Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..! . Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha....

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Cool if know this scene

ZOYA : Tumhe Mera Adress Kaha Se Mila ...??

ARJUN : Dhundhne Waale Toh Bhagwan Ko Bhi Dhundh Lete Hai ..... Yahi RING Thi Na ..?

ZOYA : Kharid Kar Laye Ho ??

ARJUN : Haaaa...... Bill Dikhaun.....

ZOYA : Kyun Kharidi ..??

ARJUN : Kyun Ki Tumhe Pasand Thi ....

ZOYA : Ohhh..... Mujhe Wo Saamane Waali Puri Building Pasand Hai Kharid Doge ...

ARJUN : Haaa..... Koshish Karunga .....

ZOYA : Kyun ... Tumhara surname Koi Tata , Maliya Ya Birla ahsey hi kuch hai kya .....

ARJUN : Nhi Dixit ...

ZOYA : Mere Naam Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Jante Tum Mere Baare Mein .... Phir Bhi....

ARJUN : Do Mulaqaat Mein Naam Aur address Jaan chuka hun .....Aage Ki Mulaqaaton Mein Tumhe Bhi Jaan Jaunga .....

ZOYA : Aage Ki Mulaqaatein .....

ARJUN : Haaa..... Itna Expensive Gift Dene Ke Baad Milogi Nahi dobara....

ZOYA : Kisi Ladki Ko RING Dene Ka Matlab Samajte Ho Tum ....

ARJUN : Dekho Tum Bahot Sawal Puchati ho ...Ring Le Lo Na Plzzzzz....

ZOYA : Aur Agar Na Lun Toh .....

ARJUN : Toh Kya Kar Sakta Hun....Iss Ring Ki Kismat Mein Jo Likha Hoga Milega Isse....Yaa Tumhari Ungali Ya Woh Dustbin .....

ZOYA : Tum Pagal Ho ...... Tumne Sach Muchh Faikh Di .....

ARJUN : Pahen Toh Lo Zara .....

ZOYA : Zara ..... Ab Isse Zara Kaise Pahen Sakti Hun Pura Hi Pahenna Padegana.....

ARJUN : Pahele Se Jyada Khubsurat Lag Rahi Hai ....:):):)

Hit LIKE if u rember dis awsome scene :):)

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Indian Jokes

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Bethi Thi,.

Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko

Lagati

To Kabhi 20 Min Me,.

Pas Bethe Pappu Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,

Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghoot

Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,

.

.

Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi

Thi...xD

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I try to listen you

Main alfaz hun tera har baat

samajhta hun...

main ehsaas hun tera jazbaat

samajhta hun...

kab pucha maine ki kyun door ho mujse...

main dil rakhta hun tera halaat samajhta hun..

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How beautiful she is

Wo raaten bhi kitni hashin hua karti thi...

Pehle jagna us se baat karne ke lie

Fir baat karte-karte Soo jaate the...

Ham millte the sab se chup-chup kar...

Fir apni hi duniyan me Kho jaate the...

Har roz bichar kar tarapna fir millne ke lie...

Or har din mill kar ek-dushre ke hi Ho jaate

the...

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oppps my family

Jab rote hai to koi haal tak nhi puchta
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
Ae Dosto
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.Thoda sa muskura kya liye to GHAR wale kehte
hai.
Kiska msg aya h?
(',')|
<))
_/\_
ufff itna shakkkk..

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LOve

Mohabbat Ki Azmaishain Daikh kar Thak Gya

Hon

Ayyy Khuda Qismat Mai Koi Aisa Bhi Likh Dy Jo

Maut Tak Wafa Kary

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You need

Woh konsa din tha jab tum mile thy

mausam khusnuma tha aur gul khile thy

aaj na hi tum ho aur na hi wo mausam

kya jarurat thy tumhe milne ki

hum toa pehle hi bhale thy!!

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Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper
banaya..
.
.
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh
ho
gye
.
.
Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
.
.
1.China kis Desh me hai ??
.
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
.
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
.
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte
hai.. ??
.
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan
hai.. ??
Hahaha...

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Luck

Wo nazar kaha se lau jo tumhe bhula de ..
Wo dawa kaha se lau jo is dard ko mita de ..
Milna to hota h tqdeero me par wo tqdeer hi kaha se lau jo hum dono ko mila de 

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