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Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:"sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:"to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student:"sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir:"kyu.. ??
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Student:"sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
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Sir:"to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student:"nahaya ­ -nai tha sir..
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Sir:"saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student:"paani nahi tha sir..
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Sir:"paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student:"sir motor nahi chal raha tha..
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Sir:"ullu k pathhe ab motor kokya hua.. ??
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Student:"sir aap admi ho ya pajama, saala kitni baar bolu light nahi thi ??.. :p :O :/


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